Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on November 18, 2018, 03:05:06 pm
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Told you my Hippy mate forcast snow well he was up in Dublin this morning for the Pigeon show in Swords he says the snowdrops are in bloom near the stream at the bottom of his garden so expect smow before christmas .
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Rough translation for Hal... don't buy snow chains.
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Fill the fridge with beer you wont be working .
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Rough translation for Hal... don't buy snow chains.
I'd say the only snow hippie watch sees is the stuff that decorates his nostrils!!
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I'm usually very good at predicting the weather..... But this year first time I got it totally fukin arseways....
The old methods don't work anymore.... There was a time wen I cud see the mullet an swallows on me beach an ide know the week the gulf stream was in full central heating mode
...nobody predicted that 2018 summer..
The birds, animals, flowers are all fuked up...that last winter commonor garden birds from all over Europe we'r heading out
Inta the Atlantic to drown.... They all confused...
Was on the telly today bout the seabirds halving in numbers in the last 20 yers an
150 species of animal extinct every day
The planet is completely fuked an on its way out I've no doubt about that.... Ide say 5 decades at the most if we lucky....
Within 20 years northern Africa, middle east, half of India will be uninhabitable.... And that's scientific computer predictions..
Wen that happens.... Yu will indeed need a gun
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I thought this was gonna be a weight loss topic :o
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Within 20 years northern Africa, middle east, half of India will be uninhabitable,
I think they are now!!
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Arabs have been buying up Kildare for years .Was at the Curragh once with a fella who sold Sheik your money his studfarm and rented it back for £2 a year .He said the men from the sand were buying up land in Ireland and Britain for the future when the oil ran out or the water ran out or they got ran out of their own countries brown envelopes and no problem with planning for houses for the family .A liter of water is more expensive than a liter of petrol in some parts of the world .The planet is fucked to many people 1900 the population was 1.6 billion now its nearly 7 billion soon the sums will have to be done are you using more reserves of water or air thanyou contribute to society if your on the deficite side you die .Ecological economic theory would probably say we need to lose about three billion people for the planet to be sustainable .Now they have convinced Gays and Lesbians tomarry genetically they cant reproduce then promote abortion that might slow down the population explosion but only a few nuclear explosions will regulate the oversupply .
Speciesacide will become the new buzz word shouldnt be long before the Green Party start using it in their election blurbs .An aufull lot of anamils have dissapeared or reduced in numbers since we stopped burning coal or is that just a coincidence .
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.An aufull lot of anamils have dissapeared or reduced in numbers since we stopped burning coal or is that just a coincidence....
Wen i was A yungfello I was amazed at the newsreels of the Chinese on bicycles..... Billions of them.... Now they all stuck in traffic jams..... The coal burnin... Has been replaced by a worser pollution.....
It'll be illegal to burn briquettes / coal in a few sort years after the first mass burnin like they having in california in November :o
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Use to make my pocket money 40 years ago trapping birds .Goldfinches ,redpoles bullies ,linnets sell them to the pet shop or down the bird market .You would have a caller bird and mist nets catch 4 or 5 at a time .I cant remember the last time i saw a cock goldie or a bluetit .Scavinger birds like pigeond gulls ,crows and maggies seem to be plentiful.
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Use to make my pocket money 40 years ago trapping birds .Goldfinches ,redpoles bullies ,linnets sell them to the pet shop or down the bird market .You would have a caller bird and mist nets catch 4 or 5 at a time .I cant remember the last time i saw a cock goldie or a bluetit .Scavinger birds like pigeond gulls ,crows and maggies seem to be plentiful.
Charms of gold finches out my way johnny
An load blue tits.... I've a pair jays outside me window the odd day at the bird feeder an blue tits nesting in me balcony roof every year but failed to hatch antin past 2
years...
I've all the finches, goldcrest, tree creepers,
Blackcap,...
But the sea birds are fuked
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Look up at the sky and you have your reason.............chemicals. The bee, when extinct, will mean we have 5 yrs.
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them anyway.
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them anyway.
Not the butch ones i hope!!
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them
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Doomed I tells ya!
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them anyway.
theres a place we'r ya can go and give it to the lesbians personally in Germany an get paid???? :o
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them anyway.
theres a place we'r ya can go and give it to the lesbians personally in Germany an get paid???? :o
But are they the pretty lezzers,wouldn't be interested Frau Cocksquasher.
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them anyway.
theres a place we'r ya can go and give it to the lesbians personally in Germany an get paid???? :o
But are they the pretty lezzers,wouldn't be interested Frau Cocksquasher.
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.. Ye get to bang a mot wit consent at our age????
Turn the lights off .... I'm available :o :P
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them anyway.
Not the butch ones i hope!!
Maternal instincts knows no bounds..........makes one wonder but ours is not to reason why etc.........think they store the vials for 3 yrs or so. Back then there was no mention of "paternity" rights and legal responsibility wasn't mentioned. Nowadays, I wouldn't do it....nor for love nor money!
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39 Steps. Anyway, gay people might not be able to reproduce but they don't have to now with adoption laws etc. 2 lesbians can choose from millions of vials of semen stored in sperm banks all over Europe. I had the pleasure of donating several spoonfuls in Munich when I worked there. Many lesbians actually allow men have sex with them
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Young men between 19 and 25 were the ones targeted by the Germans back in the day.