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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on March 01, 2019, 05:00:50 pm

Title: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 01, 2019, 05:00:50 pm
Headed out at  4.30 Neilstown Road a car park both directions ,back home .how do lads work days .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Vikkiz on March 01, 2019, 05:04:45 pm
That’s what happens when someone gets shot in your neighbourhood
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 01, 2019, 05:07:46 pm
Neilstown Road not near where the shooting was .it has become a short cut for those who want to avoid the 50 and red cow roundabout ,dont know how you could work metaxi you would never get to the pick up .Usually dont start till 8 oc .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Vikkiz on March 01, 2019, 05:32:13 pm
But If you have a road closed in the locality then you are going to have extra traffic on other road
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Post by: Shallowhal on March 01, 2019, 07:06:30 pm
Checkin in from Athlone......over!
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: markmiwurdz on March 01, 2019, 07:28:27 pm
Checkin in from Athlone......over!

And You'll never walk,on your own,in Athlone....
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 01, 2019, 07:51:41 pm
Are you an athlone man shall ?
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Post by: Octavia1 on March 01, 2019, 08:59:38 pm
Neilstown Road not near where the shooting was .it has become a short cut for those who want to avoid the 50 and red cow roundabout ,dont know how you could work metaxi you would never get to the pick up .Usually dont start till 8 oc .
A rare occasion I went out at six.... The traffic..... Me fukin nerves is in tatters..... Had a yungone.... Will yu stop at this shop won't be a minute....no fukin parking.... Will yu stop at this shop I forgot something..... I must of bean in the car a fukin hour 2 heart attacks and a panic attack for 18 quid..... Luckily I had me brown paper bag to blow into and suck the carbon dioxide or ide of had a seizure.....
Never afukin again
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Shallowhal on March 01, 2019, 10:07:58 pm
Are you an athlone man shall ?

Nah....night away with the fam....courtesy of me Ma...who died 20yrs ago....bit of a back story but Brexit uncovered two insurance policies that we didn't know about.
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Cool Boola on March 01, 2019, 11:10:53 pm
What time is the oval Ball match on at.  I might go out early.....      Woops !!!!...   I think I have a nose bleed coming on ::sleep
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2019, 11:06:57 am
I got some fright last night. I got a fare to belfast with 3 swedish gentlemen.I asked for payment up front,which they duly obliged .I was slightly concerned that the notes they had given were not dodgy,but the guys seemed to be ok .what concerned me wasknow,they had payed  with 100 euro notes.we carried on to Belfast anyway.when they got out,I was dying to check the notes,and they seemed ok.I got back to Dublin,and went into the garage up beside clare hall for deisel.you can only imagine how I felt when the bird in the garage said these notes were fakes. She ran some kind of a pencil over them,and apparently they were dodgy.I flew down the malahide road to another garage,and yer man said there was nothing wrong with them.what a relief
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 02, 2019, 11:20:17 am
I got some fright last night. I got a fare to belfast with 3 swedish gentlemen.I asked for payment up front,which they duly obliged .I was slightly concerned that the notes they had given were not dodgy,but the guys seemed to be ok .what concerned me wasknow,they had payed  with 100 euro notes.we carried on to Belfast anyway.when they got out,I was dying to check the notes,and they seemed ok.I got back to Dublin,and went into the garage up beside clare hall for deisel.you can only imagine how I felt when the bird in the garage said these notes were fakes. She ran some kind of a pencil over them,and apparently they were dodgy.I flew down the malahide road to another garage,and yer man said there was nothing wrong with them.what a relief

Interesting .So after the garage informed you they were fake you then proceded to try to pass them off in another garage rather than take them to the bank of Garda for conformation.Passing counterfeit currency carries a huge  sentence .That was a silly thing to do ,Uttering fals instruments but sillier was posting up your possible crime on a public forum .Big Dommo wouldnt be impressed .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 02, 2019, 11:35:39 am
I got some fright last night. I got a fare to belfast with 3 swedish gentlemen.I asked for payment up front,which they duly obliged .I was slightly concerned that the notes they had given were not dodgy,but the guys seemed to be ok .what concerned me wasknow,they had payed  with 100 euro notes.we carried on to Belfast anyway.when they got out,I was dying to check the notes,and they seemed ok.I got back to Dublin,and went into the garage up beside clare hall for deisel.you can only imagine how I felt when the bird in the garage said these notes were fakes. She ran some kind of a pencil over them,and apparently they were dodgy.I flew down the malahide road to another garage,and yer man said there was nothing wrong with them.what a relief

Dalyer, never trust a shop worker...............little Spanish looking lad in where the old Pizza Hut in Rathmines is wouldn't take a nifty I handed in when the new 50's came out a couple of yrs ago..........he refused to give me a reason.....the lads who owned a thriving business in Stillorgan own the franchise.......got a nice little voucher in the post. Wrong one..............
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2019, 11:57:10 am
The bird in the garage just used a pen of some kind to determine the notes were dodgy,but the fella in the other garage ran them through a machine and said they were totally legitimate,so happy days
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 02, 2019, 12:10:49 pm
You're a gas man, 'erm. The Gardai in Coolock woulda confirmed they were fake alright, no doubt about that!
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 02, 2019, 12:17:32 pm
You're a gas man, 'erm. The Gardai in Coolock woulda confirmed they were fake alright, no doubt about that!

And confiscated themfor crime prevention .Moral of the story Dont be blabbing about your possible criminal activity .Big Dommo would of sent me toCoventry if I spoke out of school .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 02, 2019, 12:18:46 pm
CSE?
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2019, 12:24:17 pm
Rat this experience was mine,and not the erms
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 02, 2019, 12:27:24 pm
I know that... it was the 'erm who suggested that you should have given the money to the Gardai or bankers. Most shops and pubs have equipment for testing notes, you'd have to be off your rocker to trust the Gardai in Coolock or a banker.
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2019, 12:29:33 pm
Well I would have,but it turned out to be legitimate.
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 02, 2019, 12:33:00 pm
Lucky you had the sense to double check first.
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 02, 2019, 12:35:43 pm
I know that... it was the 'erm who suggested that you should have given the money to the Gardai.

Did I ? I suggested you not post about possible criminal activity .I simply pointed out the possible correct protocol when dealing with potentially counterfeit instruments .If spurious instruments came into Big Dommos or his apprentice posession the only evidence of such would be the copious amount of porter being swilled not a criminal statement confirming the uttering of false notes .Perchance a scoundral was to have passed such instruments last evening in the same fuel station as our colleague and the thin blue were informed it would be hard for our colleague to defend himself from prosecution based on his statement typed and posted on this forum .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 02, 2019, 12:38:41 pm
Lucky you had the sense to double check first.

I hate to ask but would the shop keep who failed the original offering someone brought up with said currency or would they be more familiar with a different currency .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2019, 12:38:51 pm
There is a possibility of a return trip from belfast to Dublin on monday if anyone is interested ? I have contact details .they are here to open a arabic resteraunt in Dublin city centre.they want me to make contact with somebody who,could help the secure a premises,advise on legal and tax matters for the duration of their stay.there will be a bit of driving them around,but as l dont do days,if anyone is interested let me know

Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 02, 2019, 12:44:21 pm
There is a possibility of a return trip from belfast to Dublin on monday if anyone is interested ? I have contact details .they are here to open a arabic resteraunt in Dublin city centre.they want me to make contact with somebody who,could help the secure a premises,advise on legal and tax matters for the duration of their stay.there will be a bit of driving them around,but as l dont do days,if anyone is interested let me know

 WELL DONE DOLLYMOUNT the immigrant council will be delighted to see you promote integration .Clanbrasil street seems to be developing into the Arab Quarter of the city
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Cool Boola on March 02, 2019, 12:47:17 pm
Store Street is a more central location!
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2019, 12:50:41 pm
Was that you behind me last coola ?
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 02, 2019, 01:10:13 pm
I wonder after Brexit IF it happens will Irish taxies be allowed work in the North .We saw what happened with the fishing boats and the heavily armoured Irish WAR ship .As we are independent Irish businesses might Irish taxies be restricted from earning or working north of the line .Will passengers traveling between both juristrictions have to disimbark and engage a native taxi .Will Metaxi have a change over Nissan Hut beside the customs posts .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2019, 01:42:27 pm
Will be interesting to see how,if any effect it will have between derry taxis driving in and out of donegal,and visa versaversa.this happend all the time at the moment
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: john m on March 02, 2019, 01:51:56 pm
The fact that we are involved in commercial activity the Brits might say fuck off >I read somewhere Covney was signing papers to allow cross border busses and trains but nothing about taxies .
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 02, 2019, 02:00:20 pm
Will bread really go up by 5c?
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2019, 05:13:35 pm
Do you know all them northan cnuts orange fuks who we'r traiters to the Queen wen i was ferrying them by the dozens to get there Irish passport so they'd still be European so they cud hide their money and have an escape route if any shite hit the fanny in England......
Will they be forced to give the passport back by the Indian cnut in charge?

Ah here I'm fukin confused again
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 03, 2019, 12:39:37 pm
To be fair, I know a couple of republicans from those parts who took British passports to slip into the US back when we had to apply for holiday visas in advance but the Queen's subjects didn't.
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: silverbullet on March 03, 2019, 03:32:25 pm
To be fair, I know a couple of republicans from those parts who took British passports to slip into the US back when we had to apply for holiday visas in advance but the Queen's subjects didn't.
They won't take the queens shilling, will take a passport.
Honourable people!
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 03, 2019, 05:21:40 pm
To be fair, us Paddies defrauded billions of the Queen's Shillings out of the British Welfare State.
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: silverbullet on March 04, 2019, 03:50:20 pm
To be fair, us Paddies defrauded billions of the Queen's Shillings out of the British Welfare State.
Most if the Shinner/IRA guys around my area were on the scratcher and no doubt collecting across the border too.
One of them had  a business installing PvC  windows, while across the water his mates were blowing them out!
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 04, 2019, 03:53:59 pm
Job creation... A lot of them made a decent few notes out of the donations, too. It amazes me how successful the IRA was given the level of resentment among the rank and file.
Title: Re: how do you do it
Post by: silverbullet on March 04, 2019, 04:00:04 pm
Job creation... A lot of them made a decent few notes out of the donations, too. It amazes me how successful the IRA was given the level of resentment among the rank and file.
The Armalite and the Pyrite.
A history of IRA building techniques . 8)