€1,500 bikes are only for the poor people. I drove a young fella to pick up his €4,500 electric bicycle the other day. He wasn't the working type. We spoke a bit and he admitted they were illegal but the Guards couldn't touch him because he was under-18 (a kid) and they couldn't take the bike off him!
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Kelly's Barrister:
Judge - Scorn not his simplicity
But rather try to love him all the more.
Only he knows how to face the future hopefully
Surrounded by despair
He won't ask for your pity or your sympathy
But surely you should care
So, Judge, please be lenient with my client, as he is of low intelligence, but a promising footballer manager.
In his defence -he hasn't touched any drugs since being brought into custody...yesterday.
He is using his time on remand to learn traditional songs of Dublin:
A hungry feeling
Came o'er me stealing
And the mice were squealing
In my prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal
To begin the morning
The screw was bawling
"Get up ya loser and clean up your cell!"
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal
Now the screw was peeping
As the lag lay sleeping
Dreaming about his girl Sal
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal
Oh! the wind was rising
And the day declining
As a lady, I'm praying
In my prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal
In the female prison
There are 75 women
And among them now, I wish I did dwell
Then that auld triangle could go jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal
