BIG units

[mercenary for hire]

I wonder if they got Uber in Tenerefe..

[SClass]

I wonder if they got Uber in Tenerefe..

No way uber in Canary Islands
The Spanish families have the Taxi game sown up,
€300.000 for a taxi plate

[Shallowhal]

I'd say he's biggin up MyTaxi in the Irish bar...that he hasn't left!!

[The Liffey Lip]

I havent seen any Dublin women with Pennys tattoos on holiday and thats sort of strange they love the kip they can spend a weeks wages on rags that cost 4.99 or two for twice that much .

  So Im sitting by the Pool watching and the amount of blokes with company names tattooed all over them is fucking Ridiculous .Young bloke big Red Devil painted on his back .I asked him where he got it done and he tells me I tell him I want to get Frawleys of Thomas Street tattoo .He asks me why I tell him it was my favourite shop I got my First Communion and conformation suits in there and when I got me first Gaff we bought curtins its my favourite company .He tells me Im mad ..I ask him what is the Man United share price today he looks at me like I have something wrong with me "Do you mean what was the score "No whats the share price ?He asks how would I know or care ?I ask well you have their copywritten company logo tattooed on your back .They made over 600 million in profit last year most of that came from supporters paying for Sky Tv to watch or the few who actually do support the club by actually turning up and buying a ticked or the big earner they keep buying and selling players so FANS /CUSTOMERS will go out and buy a new shirt with the new players name on it thats why the transfer window is so important Football clubs are a bit like farmers they buy young stock build it up then cash in on it .Thats exactly what Footballclubs do and why they pay the big bucks for the big players and the bigger the player is the more clubs he will play for just to sell shirts .Amazing how somebody claims to be a supporter but never went to a game they only watch on telly .In my end of the Village we call them viewers .

Very witty. Remember wearing my AIG Dublin gilet last Oct up in Sligo...walking my dogs at 7 am near where Mountbatten got blown up....this fella, local comedian...Dublin aren't playing this week lad....He had a hipster beard and Abercrombie on his hoodie....Lifestyle sports baseball cap...ah the irony when the camel can't see the hump on his own back.

[The Liffey Lip]

Got a pair of jeans in Penney's that outlasted my Wranglers. Its the arse that's in them that makes them look cheap, John. You need to going to places like St Tropez if you want to avoid the geebags.
My last trip to Menorca off-peak ended in disaster with all the Chav's from Glasgow and other kips throwing their kids into the pools to get a chance to skull a few bevvies, and that was before they'd checked in. One fellow had Martin O'Neill's Celtic team that got to the Uefa final tattooed on his back. "Cost ma 3 grand bigun'...aye, fuckin' magic", he proudly told me over a breakfast of Snap, Crackle and Cerveza. Most of the older crowd looked like the Royle family crossed with Johnny Vegas with their treble chins and rolling mounds of cellulite. Women weighed down from prolapsed wombs after pushing out 12 chavs before their back-doors collapsed....no fucking thanks...never again.

[Shallowhal]

You paint a grim pitcher of Menorca!!

"Denis.....we're off to Benidorm!!"

[The Liffey Lip]

Lovely place but we just didn't plan it properly. Resorts with kids and parents slabbering are not good for peace and quiet. I always go top-end now if I can but to be honest a few days away 4 or 5 times a yr suits me better. Idiots belting out Celine Dion and Gloria Gaynor anthems at the OK Coral de la Labia grandissimo just doesn't appeal anymore.