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Yisser are all nuts
« on: December 23, 2020, 01:12:58 pm »
Went to the bar last night with Mrs. Catcher and the older not so young lad and the younger not so young lad so needed 4 seater taxis both ways. Going there I downloaded Bolt and, while their saloon cars accommodate 4 passengers - according to the app anyway - they had nothing available so I had to resort to Free Now - obviously yisser love paying 15% commission instead of 10% because they had millions of cars of all shapes and sizes available. However, their saloon cars only carry 2 passengers so I had to select one of the thousands of "XL" cars, then the app asks if I have 5, 6, 7 or 8 passengers - no option for 4 passengers so I lied and put 5 and travelled in the back of a converted cargo van which arrived within 90 seconds. Good enough.

Coming home I asked the female barman top cal me a taxi - stressing that it is for 4 passengers - and, after the customary "you're a fucking taxi" exchange he contacted a local firm. The driver arrived in a saloon car and declared that he can only take 3 passengers. As he's a local and a nice bloke I was set to divide our party and order another taxi but then he said "it's the law". I drive a cab myself and I haven't been informed of any such alteration to the terms and conditions of my vehicle licence so I doubted that - maybe someone on here can clarify - and decided we'd Hail0 a van instead... stressing to the now jobless driver that I did request a four seater and apologising for the confusion. Tried to Hail0 on Bolt, again nothing available yet got a van from Free Now within 60 seconds.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Yisser are all nuts
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2020, 01:28:45 pm »
Went to the bar last night with Mrs. Catcher and the older not so young lad and the younger not so young lad so needed 4 seater taxis both ways. Going there I downloaded Bolt and, while their saloon cars accommodate 4 passengers - according to the app anyway - they had nothing available so I had to resort to Free Now - obviously yisser love paying 15% commission instead of 10% because they had millions of cars of all shapes and sizes available. However, their saloon cars only carry 2 passengers so I had to select one of the thousands of "XL" cars, then the app asks if I have 5, 6, 7 or 8 passengers - no option for 4 passengers so I lied and put 5 and travelled in the back of a converted cargo van which arrived within 90 seconds. Good enough.

Coming home I asked the female barman top cal me a taxi - stressing that it is for 4 passengers - and, after the customary "you're a fucking taxi" exchange he contacted a local firm. The driver arrived in a saloon car and declared that he can only take 3 passengers. As he's a local and a nice bloke I was set to divide our party and order another taxi but then he said "it's the law". I drive a cab myself and I haven't been informed of any such alteration to the terms and conditions of my vehicle licence so I doubted that - maybe someone on here can clarify - and decided we'd Hail0 a van instead... stressing to the now jobless driver that I did request a four seater and apologising for the confusion. Tried to Hail0 on Bolt, again nothing available yet got a van from Free Now within 60 seconds.

Its not the law to only take 3 passengers,but the whatyamacall it issued guidelines and said drivers could if they wished to, take only 3 passengers for safety reasons.
I concur.

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Re: Yisser are all nuts
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2020, 01:45:59 pm »
That's fair enough. If he had said or just gave the impression that it was his choice I woulda continued with my initial reaction i.e. to divide the party but what he said was something like "I know a lot of them are doing it but it's the law" which I took as an (intentional or otherwise) deception hence decided to hailo a cargo van instead. Anywaysanall, he shouldn't have accepted a 4 seater job if he couldn't cover it so I'll not feel too guilty!
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Yisser are all nuts
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2020, 04:07:32 pm »
Are ye serious RC......ye went out with your missus and childers.....fuk sakes!!

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Re: Yisser are all nuts
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 04:18:14 pm »
It's that time of year, Hal.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Yisser are all nuts
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2020, 06:58:26 pm »
It's that time of year, Hal.
Getting taxis?
Sheesh, that could get ya means tested!! 8)

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Re: Yisser are all nuts
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2020, 07:24:47 pm »
He can't take it back now...it's all over the interstellar web yoke.

 


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