That said, John is going through the male menopause like so many of us...prostate issues, inverted penis, grey pubes and, most probably, watching telly on his Sweeney in the garage whilst her indoors hoovers up Corrie and Towie as she continues her metamorphosis into a Red Hurley/Tina Turner hybrid in his eyes.
Jaysus,sounds like he needs our help more than i thought,we should set up a support group meeting for our John,the venue could be a bit tricky but i'll suggest Angels on Leeson St.