No shit seats

[john m]

Tesco have Punch brand shoe waterproofer for 3.99 for 200 ml cans 5 of them will do seats and fabric door cards .Makes the seats stain resistand and semi waterproof give you enough time to wipe sick or piss off them before it sinks in .Lad on tinternet is charging 250 for exactly the same service ,do your ownfor a score .You will need a daty to allow the stuff dry .

[Octavia1]

Funny ya shud mentioned this but this mornin I had a mot in the front seat...an wen she got out I noticed that there was a damp patch the shape of a fanny on me water resistance lettinon leather seats...
But luckily it evaporated very quickly cause ide ran out of baby wipes

[Octavia1]

A quick rub of me jumper sleeve got rid of any residue

[john m]

The stuff to seal your Hush Puppies will keep the stain of Slush Puppy soff your seats .The Punch stuff will give you a bit of time to wipe the seats .Fabric doorcards get scruffy from manky hands after people have been eating .Silicone sealant for the plastic areas of the car especially the door sills get covered in foot prints costs about 8 yoyo

[The Liffey Lip]

Lidl's W5 can of waterproofing spray does the trick too, Mr M.........have to wash down the seating before spraying. Think it's about 3 quid a can.....

[Shallowhal]

Funny ya shud mentioned this but this mornin I had a mot in the front seat...an wen she got out I noticed that there was a damp patch the shape of a fanny on me water resistance lettinon leather seats...
But luckily it evaporated very quickly cause ide ran out of baby wipes

I'd say you gave it a quick run of yer tongue....ye dirty fecker!!

[john m]

Big Dommo had a match box full of Fanny Hair he collected from his conquests ,His Brother Tommy Two Scars use to put a pair of girls nickers on a beachball and slip a slice of liver inside them and bring it to bed with him.His first court appearence was for robbing Evelin Shevlind nickers off the line down the flats .

[Cool Boola]

I can't answer that ...no no

[The Liffey Lip]

Schmutz und Schund.

[Octavia1]

Big Dommo had a match box full of Fanny Hair he collected from his conquests ,His Brother Tommy Two Scars use to put a pair of girls nickers on a beachball and slip a slice of liver inside them and bring it to bed with him.His first court appearence was for robbing Evelin Shevlind nickers off the line down the flats .

Cax inspector was hee?

[john m]

Knicker Nicker Sniffer.Thats where he got the two scars Brenda Hogans oulfella found him on the Balcony robbing her nickers off the clothes horse .Mr Hogan threw him over the first floor balcony and Tommy landed running and ran into the swings in the playground and split his forehead and cheek and that left himwith Two Scars .If you ask Tommy where he got the scars he says he got them in a fight with Headstrong,Headstrong got the Nickname becaude he liked to head you in the face when he was fighting .Anywat back towaterproof seats .I remember Eileen Flynn pissing on Dommos Mas Sofa because she was embarressed to ask Mrs Dommo could she go out the Back to use the Toilet .

[Shallowhal]

Speaking of watersports.....

[silverbullet]

Scotchguard.