I tink they jealous
Jealous that ya get paid to pick up hitch hikers....
Jealous cause yu drive past them in the bus lanes
Jealous wen the weather man ( or woman)
Says it's goin be a scorcher week.. Ya can fuk off to the beach or the beer garden....
Jealous ya can work extra hours if ya need more money....
Resentful that your probably a convicted criminal and society rewards ya by makin ya self employed...
Jealous yuv no boss
Jealous ya can grab a last minutes bargain
Holidays to Thailand to get yurself a ladyboy and yu don't have to ask your boss six months in advance....
Jealous ya can declare yur own tax owed
Jealous ya sit on yer arse all day....
Jealous yungones offer yu Sexual favours in return for a free lift
Jealous yu can supplement yur state pension
Jealous ya can wear Wat ya want.
Jealous yiv no clock card...
Fukin great hobby it is
