Life Insurance

[john m]

Dont have any so man calls to the house yeaterday .He wont give me a ball park figure .He wants to know my health height weight all fair questions .Then he wants to know how much I earn how much mortgage I have how mucg CC debt I tell him its none of his business he then says he is regulated by the bank of Ireland and must ask these questions .I say I only want a buriel policy then he goes into salesman mode he tells me a buriel in South Dublin is more expensive than getting planted on the wrong side of the river due to lack of space .Told himI wouldnt discuss my personal finances with a door to door salesman he wasent impressed so I directed him to the exit .Sort of Ironic I thought .With all this new data shit it seems that your info cannot be shared so every time you go to do business they will interogate you .Anyhoo decided to put a tenner a week in a joint account first to die gets buried second to go the kids can pay .Nearly 7k to box you burn you and stick your ashes in a shoebox .

[stonethecrows]

Dont have any so man calls to the house yeaterday .He wont give me a ball park figure .He wants to know my health height weight all fair questions .Then he wants to know how much I earn how much mortgage I have how mucg CC debt I tell him its none of his business he then says he is regulated by the bank of Ireland and must ask these questions .I say I only want a buriel policy then he goes into salesman mode he tells me a buriel in South Dublin is more expensive than getting planted on the wrong side of the river due to lack of space .Told himI wouldnt discuss my personal finances with a door to door salesman he wasent impressed so I directed him to the exit .Sort of Ironic I thought .With all this new data shit it seems that your info cannot be shared so every time you go to do business they will interogate you .Anyhoo decided to put a tenner a week in a joint account first to die gets buried second to go the kids can pay .Nearly 7k to box you burn you and stick your ashes in a shoebox .

Pay sumone to fcuk you in a slurry pit, has to work out cheaper

[Tony]

Have you seen the size of him?

[Shallowhal]

I have a critical illness/life policy that i took out when i started in my joe(300k),our mortgage protection also has a small life policy included and also child life policy,my wifes company pay 3x annual salary plus any pension benefits due,i also have my pension...that i stopped paying into during the recession....obviously the missus will see the benefit of that should i croak it.

[john m]

Na im getting burned scatter me ashes on the Curragh .Kids can watch the Derby on the telly and wonder would he of backed that one or would it be just another loser .Dont do visiting cemetaries when your gone your gone .She might bring the dog for a walk on the curragh every now and then so he can piss on me .Something perverted about Irish Society anything to do with the church Christinings ,Communions ,Conformstions ,Weddings Funerals all seem to cost the price of a second hand car .

[stonethecrows]

Na im getting burned scatter me ashes on the Curragh .Kids can watch the Derby on the telly and wonder would he of backed that one or would it be just another loser .Dont do visiting cemetaries when your gone your gone .She might bring the dog for a walk on the curragh every now and then so he can piss on me .Something perverted about Irish Society anything to do with the church Christinings ,Communions ,Conformstions ,Weddings Funerals all seem to cost the price of a second hand car .

Have they done away with the evening gigs(removals) in the church now ?

[Tony]

I have a critical illness/life policy that i took out when i started in my joe(300k),our mortgage protection also has a small life policy included and also child life policy,my wifes company pay 3x annual salary plus any pension benefits due,i also have my pension...that i stopped paying into during the recession....obviously the missus will see the benefit of that should i croak it.

Ya wanna be careful hal your worth more to her dead than alive

[Shallowhal]

I have a critical illness/life policy that i took out when i started in my joe(300k),our mortgage protection also has a small life policy included and also child life policy,my wifes company pay 3x annual salary plus any pension benefits due,i also have my pension...that i stopped paying into during the recession....obviously the missus will see the benefit of that should i croak it.

Ya wanna be careful hal your worth more to her dead than alive

True Tony,
I'd say ermys missus was urging him to sign as he's taking up the boxroom and wasting the internet while he's alive!!

[Bob Shillin]

Dont have any so man calls to the house yeaterday .He wont give me a ball park figure .He wants to know my health height weight all fair questions .Then he wants to know how much I earn how much mortgage I have how mucg CC debt I tell him its none of his business he then says he is regulated by the bank of Ireland and must ask these questions .I say I only want a buriel policy then he goes into salesman mode he tells me a buriel in South Dublin is more expensive than getting planted on the wrong side of the river due to lack of space .Told himI wouldnt discuss my personal finances with a door to door salesman he wasent impressed so I directed him to the exit .Sort of Ironic I thought .With all this new data shit it seems that your info cannot be shared so every time you go to do business they will interogate you .Anyhoo decided to put a tenner a week in a joint account first to die gets buried second to go the kids can pay .Nearly 7k to box you burn you and stick your ashes in a shoebox .

Credit Union will chip in €3k if you have an account, get burned, plant a tree with the ashes. Don't forget to leave a few quid in the bar for a drink for the lads. Chap out our way left €3k behind the bar where he had a few pints every night. Party went on until 4am in the local.

[markmiwurdz]

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Have they done away with the evening gigs(removals) in the church now ?
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No,you can still do the evening as well if it floats your boat,pain in the hole if you ask me expecting people to show up twice for the one planting.

[watty]

Some someone on the internet was researching a mushroom burial suit!  Looked like a regular suit 'n all.  Just a funny colour.  The fungi/mushrooms basically eat/recycle your body into good food for the earth!

They claimed it was much more environmentally friendly than a regular cemetery.  Apparently they're toxic because of all the poisons leaking out of dead people!

[john m]

I wonder will they put a carbon tax on cremations ?

[Shallowhal]

I wonder will they put a carbon tax on cremations ?

When they read all the shite you release onto the internet....i'd say the Greens have a special file for when your time comes....i'd say there's a hazmat go team on standby to evict your family anall.