why is there not more young taxi drivers in Ireland?

[Shallowhal]

Just taut ide steer this topic away from incontinence pants
Dirty cnnts

We have a habit of steering threads where we want Octy!!

[Octavia1]

Death or dishonor

[markmiwurdz]

Yez won't be laughin when you end up in the ould peeny pads lads..

[Octavia1]

This poor cunt looks miserable

[Shallowhal]

I'd say there's a few on here who will be giving us a first hand account....real fukin soon!!

[Shallowhal]

This poor cunt looks miserable

So would you sittin on that cunts groin!!

[Bob Shillin]

Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and  look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp

Do yeh have a dash cam???

Yes, but it doesnt point outside the car to the hotel steps.

[Shallowhal]

Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and  look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp

Do yeh have a dash cam???

Yes, but it doesnt point outside the car to the hotel steps.

Just put it in your wank bank....and be grateful!!

[markmiwurdz]

This poor cunt looks miserable

So would you sittin on that cunts groin!!

And Keith Harris's hand up yer hoop...

[markmiwurdz]

Picked a couple up after a swingers party at the weekend. He sits in the back, she sits in the front, wearing a wool mini dress, very pretty, very gamey attitude, and  look in her eye. When going up the steps to the hotel, she whispers to him and, slowly, he lifts her skirt exposing a beautiful knickerless arse, she turns her head, and gives me the, lovliest smile, dirty tramp

Do yeh have a dash cam???

Yes, but it doesnt point outside the car to the hotel steps.

Was just askin for a friend,I wouldn't be inta that kinda thing meself...

[Shallowhal]

Was just askin for a friend,I wouldn't be inta that kinda thing meself...

Another lying fuk of a taxi driver!!

If drivers would just fess up and set themselves free....you especially Marky!!

[silverbullet]

Was just askin for a friend,I wouldn't be inta that kinda thing meself...

Another lying fuk of a taxi driver!!

If drivers would just fess up and set themselves free....you especially Marky!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGNMeR-BOis

[Belker]

Hal, an all time classic just for you, your going to luv it.

Anyway this Aulone got married and had 13 children, unfortunately her husband died.

She got married again and had another 7 children and unfortunately the 2nd husband died.

And guess what she then got married for a 3rd time and had 5 children and yes the 3rd hubby died unfortunately.

So after finally having 25 children the poor old doll died herself.

At the funeral mass the priest prayed for her and thanked the lord for such a lovely woman and said they're finally together.

One of the mourners quietly asked her friend sitting beside her:
" Do you think he's talking about the 1st,2nd or 3rd husband" ?


Wait for it



















The Friend replied
"No I think he's talking about her legs"      

Brilliant STC's