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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2019, 08:44:34 pm »
Dollyer has been up more Poles than a Russian Soldier!

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2019, 10:28:43 pm »
Well I dont think I have ever tried to be a know all,I would be obliged if you can show me a post in which I tried to be a know all.if such a post exist,then I apologise.it was never my intention to portray myself a know all
Dalymount I'll think you'll find that John has started this thread and is directing Q's at Dollymount
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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2019, 08:19:44 am »
Dear Dolly

C’mere, what’s the story with the old doll trying to have a conversation during sex. I started going out with this one with a Mitchelstown accent a few months ago, she have this fake tan that makes her look Spanish, I’d a be weak for her all the time. The problem is she do be fierce talkative, even for an old doll. It’s no joke listening to her banging on about her sister buying the same dress as her in Penneys when I’m trying to close my eyes and pretend she’s an air hostess that was on our flight to Lanzarote. (We all have our own thing.) So, can I just tell the old doll to shut up, will’a? —

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2019, 08:30:46 am »
Dear Dolly

C’mere, what’s the story with the old doll trying to have a conversation during sex. I started going out with this one with a Mitchelstown accent a few months ago, she have this fake tan that makes her look Spanish, I’d a be weak for her all the time. The problem is she do be fierce talkative, even for an old doll. It’s no joke listening to her banging on about her sister buying the same dress as her in Penneys when I’m trying to close my eyes and pretend she’s an air hostess that was on our flight to Lanzarote. (We all have our own thing.) So, can I just tell the old doll to shut up, will’a? —
Gag her and tie her to the bed posts, she may even enjoy not talking
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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2019, 08:41:56 am »
Dear Dolly,

A friend asked me to ask you, should he try Viagra now, or wait until he needs it, (just got the bus pass). All workin' ok at the moment he says, but would he get addicted to it if he tried it once?
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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2019, 08:55:30 am »
Dear Dolly,

A friend asked me to ask you, should he try Viagra now, or wait until he needs it, (just got the bus pass). All workin' ok at the moment he says, but would he get addicted to it if he tried it once?
All depends what he needs it for, some people use it to help them stop peeing on their shoes (believe it not), they normally cut the pill in half , works a treat or so I'm told.
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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2019, 10:27:03 am »
Dear Dolly

Hello old stock. My company has been audited by a Gender Equality Consultant, a gorgeous bird from Manchester if you don’t mind me saying, which she did, and I have two weeks to respond to her complaint in writing. Anyway, our overall score for Gender Awareness was 7, which I thought was quite good until she told me it was out of 500. (She docked 200 points because of the image on our Career Development page, showing me and two stunning Romanian interns playing spin the bottle at our summer BBQ.) This is devastating for me because I’ve always seen myself as a ladies’ man. My friend Hoggy said I should hire three Plain Janes to show my feminist credentials, but I said no Hoggy, the correct thing to do here is make a reality show for Virgin Media called Sorry Girls, I’m a Complete Dinosaur. Do you think I’m right? — Reggie, Blackrock.

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2019, 11:13:14 am »
Stonethecrows reckons the moral of the op is that im a know all. I have asked him to direct me to any post I have put up where I have displayed arrogance,or know all tendencies but he has failed to do so

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2019, 11:29:14 am »
@ Dollymount I thought you were a Man who liked to express your opinion and thought it would be nice for us to ask your opinion on issues and as your customers dont seem to listen or respect your opinions and you might be suffering from Opinion Cosntipation .

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2019, 11:42:14 am »
Ah now I understand the significance of the op.well I often write letters in the Irish times,and indeed I have been llucky enough to have had 6 published.I do believe based on my experience that maybe its not a good idea to express ones thoughts on matters of religion,or politics.when a person in activey ebncouraged to do so,and id then ridiculed for it,I felt the letter to the times was worthy of publication.

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2019, 11:54:53 am »
Stonethecrows reckons the moral of the op is that im a know all. I have asked him to direct me to any post I have put up where I have displayed arrogance,or know all tendencies but he has failed to do so
As I've already posted the Heading is directed to Dollymount and not Dalymount, in no way was I suggesting you were a know all, it was directed as far as I'm concerned to a fictitious cnut called Dollymount.
Hope this sets the record straight DM.
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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2019, 12:04:58 pm »
Thank you for that STC,but as John consistently refers to me as dollymount,and has influence others to do likewise,you can see why I would have concluded that the post refereed to me.please forgive my mistake,and thank you for your clarification

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2019, 12:12:51 pm »
Thank you for that STC,but as John consistently refers to me as dollymount,and has influence others to do likewise,you can see why I would have concluded that the post refereed to me.please forgive my mistake,and thank you for your clarification
Cheers DM, once a Saint always a Saint. Hope you hammer the Rovers Scum 2nite
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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2019, 05:18:52 pm »
Stonethecrows reckons the moral of the op is that im a know all. I have asked him to direct me to any post I have put up where I have displayed arrogance,or know all tendencies but he has failed to do so
As I've already posted the Heading is directed to Dollymount and not Dalymount, in no way was I suggesting you were a know all, it was directed as far as I'm concerned to a fictitious cnut called Dollymount.
Hope this sets the record straight DM.

Ya dirty liar Mr crow......
. I was watchin the life story of frankie Byrne on youloob earlier... Mad cnut she was... Owlones used to write in an ask her shud they go to confession because they forgot to turn the photo of John f Kennedy and the Pope around towards the wall wen the owlad came in pissed as a fart an pulled the knickers off them....
She was ridin frank Hall on the sly for her the whole lenght of her marriage apparently....
Dirty cnut
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« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2019, 05:21:51 pm »
Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant

 


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