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Offline Belker

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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2019, 11:04:08 am »
Great ta be young.
There is this delivery job I have to do every few months fer an elderly relative, it's only a matter of posting an envelope but the cranky auld fook always has the approx 1.5 meter high wooden gates locked so I have to very un-glamoursely clamber over them. One morning while driving me small fella to a match, I give him the envelope to drop off, he walks up to the gate and from a standing start hops over them without needing to put a hand on the gate !
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2019, 11:23:53 am »
Quote from: Belker on June 26, 2019, 11:04:08 am
Great ta be young.
There is this delivery job I have to do every few months fer an elderly relative, it's only a matter of posting an envelope but the cranky auld fook always has the approx 1.5 meter high wooden gates locked so I have to very un-glamoursely clamber over them. One morning while driving me small fella to a match, I give him the envelope to drop off, he walks up to the gate and from a standing start hops over them without needing to put a hand on the gate !
Make sure you bring the son with you in future, don't want you doing any harm to yourself
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2019, 11:32:50 am »
Might add a hernia to yer medical woes!!
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Offline Belker

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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2019, 12:49:45 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on June 26, 2019, 11:32:50 am
Might add a hernia to yer medical woes!!
Been there ('09) !  Got de T-shirt !!
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2019, 04:25:35 pm »
Quote from: Belker on June 26, 2019, 10:52:22 am
Yea, soccer was his main passion fer many years, he only turned to Rugby last year and got this award fer outstanding player of the year fer Dolphin RFC U-18's.

Well Don kens kid.....
We shudder organisation a 5 aside for the Christmas party ken.......

After a few pints... And no rules... Or referees or nuttin
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2019, 04:35:05 pm »


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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2019, 05:03:45 pm »
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2019, 05:45:54 pm »
Jaysus Octy.....sounds like you used to participate in the womens mud wrestling they used to have in the pub that's now the Hacienda in Smithfied market.....i don't remember seein ye there though!!
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2019, 06:45:13 pm »
STCIs that the over 75 s match from fr Ted ?
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2019, 08:11:54 pm »
Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2019, 08:36:20 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on June 26, 2019, 08:11:54 pm
Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
You should be glad you have a foot...I have to make do with 7 inches! 8)
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2019, 12:21:16 am »
Quote from: dalymount on June 26, 2019, 06:45:13 pm
STCIs that the over 75 s match from fr Ted ?
Yep
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2019, 06:07:08 am »
Quote from: Shallowhal on June 26, 2019, 08:11:54 pm
Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
[/quo ??? :D

Enjoy   ::cheers
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2019, 08:55:07 am »
Quote from: Octavia1 on June 27, 2019, 06:07:08 am
Quote from: Shallowhal on June 26, 2019, 08:11:54 pm
Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
[/quo ??? :D

Enjoy   ::cheers

Thanks Octy.....

C'mere.....don't look any o dem quares straight in the eye...or they'll turn ye!!
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Re: Are yis asleep ?
« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2019, 09:01:41 am »
A friend of mine wants to walk in the Gay parade and wonders what's the best disguise so as nobody notices him ?
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