Are yis asleep ?

[stonethecrows]

Ochy , don't leave much out there for you so

[Shallowhal]

The definition of two lesbos:

Two cunts acting the bollox!!

[stonethecrows]

My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.

I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.

[Octavia1]

 

My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.

I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.

[silverbullet]

My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.

I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.

Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn?

[stonethecrows]

My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.

I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.

Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn?

Yeah hopefully the one in Moscow

[silverbullet]

My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.

I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.

Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn?

Yeah hopefully the one in Moscow

She's staying at an Inn.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord!

[stonethecrows]

My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.

I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.

Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn?

Yeah hopefully the one in Moscow

She's staying at an Inn.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord!

Honestly SB , I felt pretty good after leaving the Dunne's Stores today,
There was this beautiful woman there checking me out

[stonethecrows]

Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.

And there Off.........

[Octavia1]

Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.

And there Off.........

Are you joking stonethecrows or are ya serious?
All I can say if yur serious is.........

Marriage is like the shawshank redemption.... Do yu remember wen andy dufresne was bangin the pipe to time it with the thunder an lightning so the cnuts wudnt hear him? ... And he swam tru the shite pipe and got out and jumped in the air wit glee covered in gick? ......... We'll that's marriage..... And yur house was the prison
And do yu remember we'r he's paintin his boat in the Caribbean in the sun on the beach having a beer in his hand? 
Well that's after  divorce...... Watever she wants just give it to her.... I wudnt even bother to turn up at the family court.  Just run away ....all i can tell yu is in a couple yers yull be a new man...... A bit of a mad cnut but all the better for it

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

laffin.

[stonethecrows]

Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.

And there Off.........

Are you joking stonethecrows or are ya serious?
All I can say if yur serious is.........

Marriage is like the shawshank redemption.... Do yu remember wen andy dufresne was bangin the pipe to time it with the thunder an lightning so the cnuts wudnt hear him? ... And he swam tru the shite pipe and got out and jumped in the air wit glee covered in gick? ......... We'll that's marriage..... And yur house was the prison
And do yu remember we'r he's paintin his boat in the Caribbean in the sun on the beach having a beer in his hand? 
Well that's after  divorce...... Watever she wants just give it to her.... I wudnt even bother to turn up at the family court.  Just run away ....all i can tell yu is in a couple yers yull be a new man...... A bit of a mad cnut but all the better for it

Super advice Oct, but unfortunately I was Joking , but your info has been parked in my memory bank.

[Octavia1]

Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.

And there Off.........

Are you joking stonethecrows or are ya serious?
All I can say if yur serious is.........

Marriage is like the shawshank redemption.... Do yu remember wen andy dufresne was bangin the pipe to time it with the thunder an lightning so the cnuts wudnt hear him? ... And he swam tru the shite pipe and got out and jumped in the air wit glee covered in gick? ......... We'll that's marriage..... And yur house was the prison
And do yu remember we'r he's paintin his boat in the Caribbean in the sun on the beach having a beer in his hand? 
Well that's after  divorce...... Watever she wants just give it to her.... I wudnt even bother to turn up at the family court.  Just run away ....all i can tell yu is in a couple yers yull be a new man...... A bit of a mad cnut but all the better for it

Super advice Oct, but unfortunately I was Joking , but your info has been parked in my memory bank.

29 years???  Nelson Mandela got 30 years in jail.... So there's hope.....There's always hope....

[stonethecrows]

Gerry Connors walked his dog through the village every day.

One day Mr Connors is on his walk without the dog.

His pal Billy sees him and asks: "Where is your dog?"

Mr Murphy answers: "I had to have him put down."

"Was he mad?" asks Billy.

"He wasn't too pleased," Mr Murphy replies

[dalymount]

I haven't spoken to mrs dalymount for 6 months........I hate interrupting her