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Useful Facts
« on: July 02, 2019, 02:37:29 pm »
For those of you in a hurry or are too mean to buy polish , you can use the inside of a banana skin to clean your shops. Apply all over the shoe and buff with a cloth.
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2019, 02:42:42 pm »
A baby wipe does me.

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2019, 02:46:04 pm »
Useless fact
An orish man invented the ejector seat.... An an another invented guided torpedo.....
Both accessories I wish I had in me car....
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2019, 02:48:18 pm »
OK How about this one then.

For 2 minutes rub the inside of the banana peel on the surface of your teeth nightly before brushing your teeth.
Repeat for 2 weeks or more for noticeable results.
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2019, 02:52:04 pm »
Useless fact
An orish man invented the ejector seat.... An an another invented guided torpedo.....
Both accessories I wish I had in me car....
Is the injector seat for your side for when you have a pain in your ring listening to the customers ?
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2019, 02:56:49 pm »
And what about this way of earning extra cash
"We are seeking healthy volunteer donors to provide life-saving treatment for people with C. difficile infection. As a reimbursement for their commitment, donors are paid $40 per donation of stool."
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2019, 02:58:22 pm »
Loada shit.

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2019, 03:03:33 pm »
Loada shit.
Suppose your right, crap money for that job
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2019, 03:12:28 pm »
For those of you in a hurry or are too mean to buy polish , you can use the inside of a banana skin to clean your shops. Apply all over the shoe and buff with a cloth.



What if you dont have a shop?
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2019, 03:14:38 pm »
A fact is just the starting point for telling a lie .

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2019, 03:17:19 pm »
For those of you in a hurry or are too mean to buy polish , you can use the inside of a banana skin to clean your shops. Apply all over the shoe and buff with a cloth.



What if you dont have a shop?
Opps Shoes
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2019, 03:21:15 pm »
If you’re not too squeamish, you can treat acne, eczema, and psoriasis by dabbing on a little urine using a clean, damp towel and leaving it on for a few minutes before rinsing it off. Be sure to collect the urine using the “clean-catch method,” that is, beginning to urinate and collecting it mid-stream. Morning urine is thought to be best for face treatments because the hormones become more concentrated overnight
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2019, 03:28:25 pm »
If you’re not too squeamish, you can treat acne, eczema, and psoriasis by dabbing on a little urine using a clean, damp towel and leaving it on for a few minutes before rinsing it off. Be sure to collect the urine using the “clean-catch method,” that is, beginning to urinate and collecting it mid-stream. Morning urine is thought to be best for face treatments because the hormones become more concentrated overnight



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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2019, 03:29:19 pm »
If you’re not too squeamish, you can treat acne, eczema, and psoriasis by dabbing on a little urine using a clean, damp towel and leaving it on for a few minutes before rinsing it off. Be sure to collect the urine using the “clean-catch method,” that is, beginning to urinate and collecting it mid-stream. Morning urine is thought to be best for face treatments because the hormones become more concentrated overnight

As a Psoriasis sufferer, Stoney, I would agree, except, the urea should be collected from a female if you are dabbing it on a male...the reason so many men have enlarged prostates is because they ingest so many female hormones...treat fire with fire. Get her to piss into a bucket through a muslin fabric. Leave it sit for a day or so, and take some Saw Palemetto tabs with a glass of water before applying it to your skin. Takes a few indepth attempts but it does work for those who suffer from inflammation of the skin etc...

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2019, 03:30:47 pm »
Golden shower anyone?
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