A Well Run Business

[Rat Catcher]

Me:  I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my Ipad down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, ‘What’s the hotel Wi-Fi password?’
  Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'
  Me:  'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'
  Bartender:  'We have Molson’s Canadian on tap.'
  Me:  'Sure. How much is that?'
  Bartender:  '£8.00.'
  Me:  'Here you are.  OK now, what’s the wifi password?'
  Bartender:  ' "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst";  No spaces and all lowercase.'

[stonethecrows]

Rat , are you serious ?

[Rat Catcher]

Not mine, to be honest... someone sent it to me, just thought it was good.

[stonethecrows]

VG , well chalk it down as one of your's , eggcellnt

[mercenary for hire]

There was a cafe in Smithfield that got famous on Reddit because their wifi password was hipsterspleasebuysomething..

[Vikkiz]

Just back from Trump land and one establishment we consumed some beverages in had that as their WiFi password

[Shallowhal]

Just back from Trump land and one establishment we consumed some beverages in had that as their WiFi password

What....trump....all lower case?

[Vikkiz]

Just back from Trump land and one establishment we consumed some beverages in had that as their WiFi password

What....trump....all lower case?

Sorry, autocorrect
TRUMPLAND

[Rat Catcher]

Surprised you visited at all with Trump in power. I won't be setting foot in the place again 'till he's gone or, at least, built the wall he promised.

[Bob Shillin]

Surprised you visited at all with Trump in power. I won't be setting foot in the place again 'till he's gone or, at least, built the wall he promised.

https://youtu.be/ND1GoNNsubk

[Vikkiz]

Surprised you visited at all with Trump in power. I won't be setting foot in the place again 'till he's gone or, at least, built the wall he promised.

Opportunity arose to head over fairly cheapish(standby) and we needed a cheap family holiday so we went. NYC & Boston are both far enough removed from Trump that you wouldn’t even think you was in Amerakay

[silverbullet]

Me:  I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my Ipad down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, ‘What’s the hotel Wi-Fi password?’
  Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'
  Me:  'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'
  Bartender:  'We have Molson’s Canadian on tap.'
  Me:  'Sure. How much is that?'
  Bartender:  '£8.00.'
  Me:  'Here you are.  OK now, what’s the wifi password?'
  Bartender:  ' "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst";  No spaces and all lowercase.'

[Shallowhal]

Absolutely zero fukin interest to visit the states...nearest I got to it was an hour layover in Miami airport on our way to Mexico back in 96...missus want to go to NY...I've convinced her a trip with her sisters would be great......I'd rather go and see the Aurora Borealis and the Blue Lagoon thingy...for her 50th!!

[Tony]

Im hearing you hal on that, what the fuck is it with going to new York?
Herself has been hinting to go for years but i refused point blank to go telling her she should organise it with friends /family anybody but fucking me.
Eventually she booked it with someone ( i wasn't really listening)
for next year for five days, and I'm really looking forward to the rest.

[mercenary for hire]

Why would ya not go somewhere because of who is in charge?It's not like ya have to go to the White house for yer dinners.