I know I'm up very early and I've alot on me plate at the moment with 3 woman fighting over me...... But could someone explain Wat the fuk is going on here 
3 wimmin fighting over you?
Your slowing down in your old age octy
I've broken me metatarsal Tony....
It's hard to runaway wen a menopausal owlones is fukin a frying pan at ya..
Anyway it's all very confusing...
Is johnm trown out or johnnym?
In which case if jonnym is john m how's heallowed to post after admin fuked him out,,,

And who's jonnym? Never heard of him.. And if jonnym is johnm why did admin fuk him out but refer to johnm so affectionately by adding the y to John making it johnny m?
