Octys dilemma

[Bob Shillin]

How ould is the "oul' one"? If she had a bad cough, it would be worth the risk............ maybe. Has she any family? Would there be room on the will?

[Belker]

Here don't be slagging us baldy fellas off we have our pride you know huh

I don't think your grabbing the Entire meaning of the "Baldy Fella" there DM ? 

[Belker]

Seen as yu all are putting up mad shite on here lately I thought ide join in and trow caution to the wind....
I need advice...... The owlone next door hopped on me last nite and pulled me into her gaff by the collar......" Octy " she said
"Octy I cant stand it any longer seeing you with that other women ( the luv of me life)...me heart is broken " she said
Anyway She tells  me she wants to buy a house and she has a million in the bank and wants me to move in wither and I can rent out me gaff and never have to worry bout antin again....
Anyway She nabbed me and I was only after been out wit the love of me life in the horse an hound an got pissed the 2 of us....
The love of me life is only allowed to drink there cause she's barred from every pub in Dublin cause she as fukin mad as a hatter.... Not in a bad way.. Shed start dancing on tables and fukin bar mats at cnuts and setting fire to rubbish bins for the crack.... That sort of thing
Anyway the love of me life is a useless cnut on the dole but I love her.....
But the fat owlone next door is really got me thinking I cud be on the pigs back if I played me cards right......
Now me question is....

Wat wud yu do?

Brilliant Octy, nearly fell off the chair laughing !! 

[markmiwurdz]

Marry yer one next door,divorce her and split the dosh with her,then get yer true luv..........NEXT!!!!!!...

[stonethecrows]

And dont forget to paint her in the nude and give us a peep when you are finished

[dalymount]

Jeez ocky, aren't ya lucky no less then TWO of them fighting over ya

[Shallowhal]

He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!

[stonethecrows]

He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!

Yeah beside Pam

[Octavia1]

He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!

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I wish I was fukin joking....
..
I suppose the question is... Wud yu marry for money....
I know few you on here ar too ugly for anyone to go near yous..... But if the opportunity arose.... Wud ya live with a mot and giver a servo every other night for the financial benefits and wouldn't have to work 20 hours a week anymore? 

[Shallowhal]

He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!

 .

I wish I was fukin joking....
..
I suppose the question is... Wud yu marry for money....
I know few you on here ar too ugly for anyone to go near yous..... But if the opportunity arose.... Wud ya live with a mot and giver a servo every other night for the financial benefits and wouldn't have to work 20 hours a week anymore? 

20 hours.....are you fukin serious?

[Jack Meoff]

More like 12 hours

[stonethecrows]

He's in for a shock when he wakes up!!

 .

I wish I was fukin joking....
..
I suppose the question is... Wud yu marry for money....
I know few you on here ar too ugly for anyone to go near yous..... But if the opportunity arose.... Wud ya live with a mot and giver a servo every other night for the financial benefits and wouldn't have to work 20 hours a week anymore? 

Yes , get a sack and put it over your head and then you don't have to look at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire

[Shallowhal]

Sado Sackochist?

[Octavia1]

More like 12 hours

That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets  dark

[Shallowhal]

More like 12 hours

That's only in the winter months... I don't like goin out wen it's gets  dark

Or when it's wet.