I'm really starting to like Ted's Manifesto !
No 48 brilliant.....I friggin hate leaf blowers....cople months back I went down to the gardeners supervisor bloke an tapped him on the shoulders.........now on this mornin I was bein awoken at 8.30 in the mornin by 3 fukin leaf blowers run by a pakistani, an 2 retarded looking polish blokes......
Anyway I was feeling very violent an up for it like I was steaming inside like yosemite Sam .....I really did say to meself ...rite this is it .....kill them all then do yurself in ya need to neutralise this situation with biblical vengeance......
Anyway I tapped the cnut on the shoulder an said " wer do yu live" ?
"Sorry" ? He said
" wer do yu live" I said ..." ide like to go over to yur garden in the morning and use one them fukin yokes an wake you up at all hours of the morning " an then ide like to shove it up yur hole ......
" no need to be like that we only doing our job"
" Like wat " I said
" I'm asking you a question.....how wud yu like to be woken up in the mornin by that noise "
" wer just doing our job man" he said wit the 3 immigrant tards surrounds me takin off ther ear muffs an tryin to do a rouse throwing few shapes.......
" listen" i said
" do yu not realise its fukin July......an yur blowing leafs around that have prematurely fallen because global warming an of burning petrol an them fukin tings run on petrol can yu not see the fukin irony? an you blow the leaves off the path onto the grass an wen yur gone they blow back again and the whole ting is completely and fukin utterly
Futile and a waste of fukin time and money " an on top of that I cant fukin sleep......
"Do you not fukin realise yur breaking the law aswell wit the noise level of them fukin tings ....do you not know how to use a fukin rake or a brush an get some fukin exercise for fuk sake....I was roaring me head of but the relief was bein felt down to me toes ....." fook off with your noisey cnutin
Fukin useless shite "
Packed up they did there an then .......drove off in ther van ....
Have to say I felt fukkin wonderful......
Another ting that annoys me .....
Umbrellas.........I fukin hate umbrellas