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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2019, 11:34:39 AM »
Dark hair... often blamed on the Spanish Armada but scientific analysis suggests germanic influences within the Celtic race before and after the Norsemen brought a degree of civilisation to our shores ... Celtic men back then were like the Eastern Europeans of today when it came to selling their women... all part of our Cead Mile Failte heritage. Most of the Black and Tan offspring would have been dealt with by the RCC.

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« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2019, 11:39:35 AM »
Doc, was their a mis-spell in the title ? should balloon have been Baboon ?

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2019, 11:48:24 AM »
For what it's worth I think yer man is a ginger.Well he was when he was a kid.Thick as shit too.This is what you get when you set the entry bar too low.

I remember meeting him at the suitability test center years ago and he was whinging about replacing his car due to the ten year rule when in fact he could have kept it until it was 15.He hadn't a clue what he was talking about.

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2019, 11:52:28 AM »
Hair is as black as the seven of clubs in the photo... Just For Men?

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2019, 11:53:48 AM »
Might be gel or something.Maybe he's renounced his ginger roots...

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2019, 12:30:37 PM »
Might be gel or something.Maybe he's renounced his ginger roots...
Which one was / is a Supposed ginger ?

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2019, 12:33:48 PM »
The first chap in the OP.The other guy looks barren enough..

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2019, 12:43:13 PM »
So that rule Minister Kelly brought in years ago, was just a load of bollox ?

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« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2019, 12:45:16 PM »
The cops might object to his licence being renewed.I'd say unless he starts doing some serious charity work he won't get the PSV licence again.

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« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2019, 12:46:14 PM »
The cops might object to his licence being renewed.I'd say unless he starts doing some serious charity work he won't get the PSV licence again.

Hmmm....your honour.....

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2019, 12:55:32 PM »
So that rule Minister Kelly brought in years ago, was just a load of bollox ?

What rule? I think there was a proposal that men with serious convictions (murder) could have their licences revoked in certain circumstances. There was also a proposal for SPSV specific penalty points (and/or double penalty points for SPSV drivers)... I haven't seen any evidence of those proposals being enacted though.

In Barry's case his licence was revoked by An Garda Siochana but he enlisted the support of TTNH and got it restored in court.

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2019, 01:01:13 PM »
The cops might object to his licence being renewed.I'd say unless he starts doing some serious charity work he won't get the PSV licence again.

Given that he's white (well, not overly dark) and Irish by accident of birth he could join TTNH if he's a DAA permit holder with a view to getting his licence back should it be revoked.

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2019, 01:40:12 PM »
I'm 100 percent irish ratti....had me dna vandalized and it turns out I'm probably decendent from the first irish ape that loved her 500 million years ago.....
All yous cnuts ancester came from south afrika gorilla lived in a cave by the beach ....I seen it on David atthenbourgh...
That's why I dont get along with anyone and dont understand the shite you all go on about and why everyone thinks I'm a mad cnut wen in fact I'm just very different and of pure race ..also explains why I'm so fukin hairy.....ireland was freezing back then ......
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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2019, 01:42:24 PM »
You've only yourself to blame, so.

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Re: man balloon gets suspended sentence for robbing people
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2019, 02:00:12 PM »
A guy walked into a bar with a monkey.

The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.

Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.

He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.

To everyone’s amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”

“No, what?”

“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table – whole!”

“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, “he eats everything in sight, don’t worry, I’ll pay for the cue ball.”

The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the monkey ate and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back and had his monkey with him.

He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar.

The monkey found a cherry on the bar.

He grabbed it, stuck it up his arse, pulled it out and then ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut and again stuck it up his arse, pulled it out and ate it.

The bartender asked, “Did you see what that filthy ape just did?”

“No, what?” asked the man.

“Well, he stuck both a cherry and a peanut up his arse, then he pulled them out and ate them.”

“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy.

“He’ll eat anything, but ever since he had to sh!t out that cue ball, he measures everything first.”

 


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