I think I've only had 3 in my 10 years.
One girl referred to me as 'Jimmy Saville' in the cab one night, by God did she fairly get it straight between the eyes !
You really dont know how to take a compliment ken do you?

If'n it wasn't fer her mate, a friend of mine who had originally called me privately
(and has no problem paying a Nifty fer a Score bottle of Jemmy + Ginger ale) on top of the fare then I would have put her out or taken her to the nearest open Garda station and have her removed, but as there was a
'Deal' already on the go, I thought best not to take that line.
She did make a full apology after a fairly ruthless bollocking on exiting the cab, I refused it and refused to shake her hand telling my original customer;
"I never want to see Her in my cab ever again !".