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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2019, 12:40:27 pm »
An interesting quote from the Auld Jimmy Saville
"I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels."
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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2019, 12:44:00 pm »
An interesting quote from the Auld Jimmy Saville
"I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels."

Clearly nothing that would cost him money from those examples.....being presented kids free of charge seemed to excite him though!!

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2019, 12:44:17 pm »
An interesting quote from the Auld Jimmy Saville
"I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels."
That sounds like our 'Horse' !
Never did a thing wrong in his life !!

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2019, 05:54:21 pm »
Jimmy Carr and kissing kids:
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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2019, 09:44:58 pm »

Tell us the best one DMG ?

I think I've only had 3 in my 10 years.
One girl referred to me as 'Jimmy Saville' in the cab one night, by God did she fairly get it straight between the eyes !
So she calls you Jimmy Seville and you gave it to her straight between the eyes. You dirty fecker  rofl rofl rofl

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2019, 10:24:29 pm »

Tell us the best one DMG ?

I think I've only had 3 in my 10 years.
One girl referred to me as 'Jimmy Saville' in the cab one night, by God did she fairly get it straight between the eyes !
So she calls you Jimmy Seville and you gave it to her straight between the eyes. You dirty fecker  rofl rofl rofl
Simply Luvly Ken, nice straight line between the eye's I hope and plenty in the tank.
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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2019, 10:25:14 pm »

Tell us the best one DMG ?

I think I've only had 3 in my 10 years.
One girl referred to me as 'Jimmy Saville' in the cab one night, by God did she fairly get it straight between the eyes !
So she calls you Jimmy Seville and you gave it to her straight between the eyes. You dirty fecker  rofl rofl rofl
And said " Howza bout that then?" 8)

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2019, 03:17:16 pm »
An interesting quote from the Auld Jimmy Saville
"I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels."
That sounds like our 'Horse' !
Never did a thing wrong in his life !!

Now now Jimmy,  easy does it.

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2019, 03:23:44 pm »


He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2019, 03:26:21 pm »
Come to think of it, there is a ever so slight resemblance there. Ken do you smoke cigars?

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2019, 03:37:22 pm »
Come to think of it, there is a ever so slight resemblance there. Ken do you smoke cigars?

Only after sex.....so no!!

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2019, 03:41:29 pm »
Come to think of it, there is a ever so slight resemblance there. Ken do you smoke cigars?

Only after sex.....so no!!
How about during ?
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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2019, 03:56:31 pm »
Come to think of it, there is a ever so slight resemblance there. Ken do you smoke cigars?

Only after sex.....so no!!
How about during ?

That's just rude...and dangerous!!

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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2019, 04:03:37 pm »
Come to think of it, there is a ever so slight resemblance there. Ken do you smoke cigars?

Only after sex.....so no!!
How about during ?

That's just rude...and dangerous!!
Dangerous maybe , but what is so rude about smoking  a cigar while have skiddly
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Re: Apparently we can't call passengers 'scumbags' anymore!
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2019, 04:57:26 pm »
Come to think of it, there is a ever so slight resemblance there. Ken do you smoke cigars?
Nope ! Don't smoke Canabis either !

 


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