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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2019, 01:12:12 pm »
Got half my takings from serving the ladies of the night this evening... €35 for Coolock to Northwood via Santry & Artane - the bank in Santry didn't cooperate so a Permanent TSB was required... then to finish up Northwood to the beautiful seaside resort town of Balbriggan for 50 notes, blanked the return option as it was almost midnight.

How do yu kno they prostitutes? And ther going to a job?
I'm seeing them go car tings at all hours of the mornin now ..... halfwitted ape like Neanderthals  in them wit tattoos on the necks ......are the dealers using them now to deliver?

Noticed that myself Octy and absolutely wouldn't be surprised.

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2019, 05:52:33 pm »
Recognising the Sisters of Mercy going to or from work doesn't take much deduction.
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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2019, 08:34:40 pm »
Recognising the Sisters of Mercy going to or from work doesn't take much deduction.
I nicknamed Northwood The Crowne Brazzer for obvious reasons.

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2019, 10:12:04 pm »
Recognising the Sisters of Mercy going to or from work doesn't take much deduction.
I nicknamed Northwood The Crowne Brazzer for obvious reasons.

The burds must think we're blinkered,picking them up at 2am goin to their "boyfriend" in Blackrock and then handing the phone to you with the "boyfriend" giving you directions....shssh!!

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2019, 04:47:42 pm »
I've never found prostitutes to be secretive. Anyway, the first job was a bloke going to ride one and he didn't mind telling me that. The second was a prostitute on a house call, apart from picking her up at a brothel in Northwood and having driven her before, the SMS she showed me with the address contained a chain of correspondence including the call out fee. The more astute (generally Eastern Europeans) often ask you to wait until they go into the house, obviously gives a little extra security in letting the client know that someone has seen her enter the premises.... that's something I generally do without being asked anyway but if asked I'd be more overt. 
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2019, 09:04:16 pm »
I've never found prostitutes to be secretive. Anyway, the first job was a bloke going to ride one and he didn't mind telling me that. The second was a prostitute on a house call, apart from picking her up at a brothel in Northwood and having driven her before, the SMS she showed me with the address contained a chain of correspondence including the call out fee. The more astute (generally Eastern Europeans) often ask you to wait until they go into the house, obviously gives a little extra security in letting the client know that someone has seen her enter the premises.... that's something I generally do without being asked anyway but if asked I'd be more overt.
Really you just want to look at her bum.

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2019, 09:06:34 pm »
Truckers and Brazzers:
https://youtu.be/imhBoE56OEs 8)

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2019, 09:10:17 pm »
One for STC:
Prostitute runs into a cop shop shouting "Help help I've been raped"
The Cop said calmly " When did you realise you were raped?"
The Prostitute said " When the cheque bounced" 8)

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2019, 09:12:54 pm »
One for STC:
Prostitute runs into a cop shop shouting "Help help I've been raped"
The Cop said calmly " When did you realise you were raped?"
The Prostitute said " When the cheque bounced" 8)

Very good!! lol

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2019, 03:17:36 pm »
From John Sullivan's Only Fools And Horses, if memory serves.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2019, 04:56:15 pm »
One for STC:
Prostitute runs into a cop shop shouting "Help help I've been raped"
The Cop said calmly " When did you realise you were raped?"
The Prostitute said " When the cheque bounced" 8)
Why me I don't have  a cheq book
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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2019, 08:19:34 pm »
One for STC:
Prostitute runs into a cop shop shouting "Help help I've been raped"
The Cop said calmly " When did you realise you were raped?"
The Prostitute said " When the cheque bounced" 8)
Why me I don't have  a cheq book
Czech book? 8)

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Re: Damn Immigrants
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2019, 09:53:13 pm »
Probably pays them with Revolut!!

 


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