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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2020, 04:17:36 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 04:07:49 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:02:56 pm
I went to the doctor today.

I couldn't eat any food because I had an ulcer in my mouth. The doctor prescribed medicines for me, to be eaten after food, 3 times a day


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What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Just aswell you have taxi driving to fall back on!! lol

Should I cut down on the Comedy ?
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2020, 04:21:57 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 03:04:00 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on January 31, 2020, 02:52:13 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 31, 2020, 12:29:56 pm
Get well soon, Ken.

Wats up wit kenny?  ???   I'm not gettin any lately either...
I hope tings improve before we go to the dam ......or some ladyboy is goin end up in hospital  :o

Mouth ulcers?

Exhaustion an swelling  rofl
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2020, 04:30:11 pm »
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:17:36 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 04:07:49 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:02:56 pm
I went to the doctor today.

I couldn't eat any food because I had an ulcer in my mouth. The doctor prescribed medicines for me, to be eaten after food, 3 times a day


OR

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Just aswell you have taxi driving to fall back on!! lol

Should I cut down on the Comedy ?

Comedy?....now that is funny!!
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2020, 04:32:58 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 04:30:11 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:17:36 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 04:07:49 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:02:56 pm
I went to the doctor today.

I couldn't eat any food because I had an ulcer in my mouth. The doctor prescribed medicines for me, to be eaten after food, 3 times a day


OR

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Just aswell you have taxi driving to fall back on!! lol

Should I cut down on the Comedy ?

Comedy?....now that is funny!!

Laffin
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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2020, 04:44:33 pm »
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… unless I buy something
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2020, 04:56:55 pm »
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:17:36 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 04:07:49 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:02:56 pm
I went to the doctor today.

I couldn't eat any food because I had an ulcer in my mouth. The doctor prescribed medicines for me, to be eaten after food, 3 times a day


OR

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Just aswell you have taxi driving to fall back on!! lol

Should I cut down on the Comedy ?

Dont mind them 2 mr crow....2 grumpy owl cnuts under the thumb not allowed out except to work .
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Keep the jokes goin
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2020, 05:34:08 pm »
The missus and the daughter up in Donegal for the weekend with the latter dancing her little cotton socks off...i was gonna have a gaffer and invite youse cunts up but STC's would probably box us in a corner and proceed to tell us his favourite humming noises...Octy would probably end up getting my front door kicked in when they trace my IP address from all the dodgy Ladyboy sites he'd be on and probably need a hazmat suit to clean up after the fuk,Lip would no doubt have me in a headlock telling me the error of my ways and to dump the bitch!!...Tony would be too busy hangin around the defibrillator kiosk in Aston Village...RC wouldn't turn up cos he hasn't sorted me dodgy box yet...Ermy would need the defibrillator as soon as he finds out at 11pm that Brexit was all a hoax....Marky too busy in the Boiler House on Fridays....Vik probably has to ask permission from the breadwinner in the gaff to leave her gaff and be given spending money for a spritzer.....horse and Ken be squaring up all night and Korky checkin out hotels online...for a song!!...and watty be posting stuff i already posted!!

Apologies for leaving out youse other cunts!!
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #52 on: January 31, 2020, 05:39:44 pm »
Maybe next week? I reckon I'll have looked at the box by then... it is on my TODO pile but there's darts on telly tonight and we've all got a bonus to chase tomorrow...
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2020, 06:26:49 pm »
 
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 05:34:08 pm
The missus and the daughter up in Donegal for the weekend with the latter dancing her little cotton socks off...i was gonna have a gaffer and invite youse cunts up but STC's would probably box us in a corner and proceed to tell us his favourite humming noises...Octy would probably end up getting my front door kicked in when they trace my IP address from all the dodgy Ladyboy sites he'd be on and probably need a hazmat suit to clean up after the fuk,Lip would no doubt have me in a headlock telling me the error of my ways and to dump the bitch!!...Tony would be too busy hangin around the defibrillator kiosk in Aston Village...RC wouldn't turn up cos he hasn't sorted me dodgy box yet...Ermy would need the defibrillator as soon as he finds out at 11pm that Brexit was all a hoax....Marky too busy in the Boiler House on Fridays....Vik probably has to ask permission from the breadwinner in the gaff to leave her gaff and be given spending money for a spritzer.....horse and Ken be squaring up all night and Korky checkin out hotels online...for a song!!...and watty be posting stuff i already posted!!

Apologies for leaving out youse other cunts!!

Hazmat suit  rofl
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2020, 06:35:36 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 04:07:49 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:02:56 pm
I went to the doctor today.

I couldn't eat any food because I had an ulcer in my mouth. The doctor prescribed medicines for me, to be eaten after food, 3 times a day


OR

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Just aswell you have taxi driving to fall back on!! lol
STC  should do Stand up...in a Rollercoaster! 8)
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2020, 09:54:20 pm »
I am starting to get sores on me lip......... reading this.
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2020, 10:03:46 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 05:34:08 pm
The missus and the daughter up in Donegal for the weekend with the latter dancing her little cotton socks off...i was gonna have a gaffer and invite youse cunts up but STC's would probably box us in a corner and proceed to tell us his favourite humming noises...Octy would probably end up getting my front door kicked in when they trace my IP address from all the dodgy Ladyboy sites he'd be on and probably need a hazmat suit to clean up after the fuk,Lip would no doubt have me in a headlock telling me the error of my ways and to dump the bitch!!...Tony would be too busy hangin around the defibrillator kiosk in Aston Village...RC wouldn't turn up cos he hasn't sorted me dodgy box yet...Ermy would need the defibrillator as soon as he finds out at 11pm that Brexit was all a hoax....Marky too busy in the Boiler House on Fridays....Vik probably has to ask permission from the breadwinner in the gaff to leave her gaff and be given spending money for a spritzer.....horse and Ken be squaring up all night and Korky checkin out hotels online...for a song!!...and watty be posting stuff i already posted!!

Apologies for leaving out youse other cunts!!
Can you arrange it for the midterm break?? That would suit me better and I should have my own money and not need permission
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2020, 10:04:33 pm »
... and I might have looked at that box.
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2020, 10:44:58 pm »
Quote from: silverbullet on January 31, 2020, 06:35:36 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 31, 2020, 04:07:49 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 31, 2020, 04:02:56 pm
I went to the doctor today.

I couldn't eat any food because I had an ulcer in my mouth. The doctor prescribed medicines for me, to be eaten after food, 3 times a day


OR

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Just aswell you have taxi driving to fall back on!! lol
STC  should do Stand up...in a Rollercoaster! 8)
SB here's 1 I dug up especially for you :

I visited an old, abandoned fairground yesterday...
My whole family advised me not to.

"Don't go near the rollercoaster", said my mum.

"Why?" I asked.

"Remember... the story of how it is haunted by Runaway Tom... a ghost that is said to tie his victims to the track and have the rollercoaster run over them."


"Don't go near the pirate ship," said my sister.

"Why?"

"Because it is haunted by Cut Throat Greybeard... a ghost who will hang you and slice you..."

"And don't go into the hall of mirrors," warned my dad.

"Why, who is in there?" I asked.

"No one, you're just ugly...
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Re: Cant understand why
« Reply #59 on: February 01, 2020, 12:22:56 am »
Where's  the punchline
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