Two old men finally retire...
They've had a hard life, both widowed many years ago and their children have all grown up and gone their own way. They decide that it would be INCREDIBLE to have a night on the town like the old days, a proper guys night out. They draw their final paychecks and proceed to get motherlessly drunk in all the best bars their town had to offer. Finally they decide to cap their night off with a trip to their local brothel.
They approach the brothel stumbling through the front doors up to the concierge at the front desk.
"Two of your finest broads please!" the one exclaims!!
The concierge notices the state of the two men and instructs his lackey to just put 2 blow up dolls in their room, *They wouldn't know the difference..* The two men proceed upstairs and have their way with the two blow up dolls.
On their walk home they start discussing their evening with their two lovely ladies...
"You know, I think my girl was dead..." One exclaims.
"DEAD???" the other reacts in shock.
"Yeah, she just kind of laid there and took it..."
"You know, that makes me think that mine was a **witch**." the other replies
"A WITCH, what makes you say that?"
"Well while I was loving her, you know I gave her a bite on the neck and she farted and flew out of the window"
