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Offline silverbullet

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Glorified Bus Drivers
« on: February 16, 2020, 07:26:30 pm »
That's what Michael O'Leary calls Pilots.
Check this, I think they're worth every penny.

https://news.sky.com/story/pilots-skill-captured-as-they-land-a380-plane-sideways-in-storm-dennis-at-heathrow-11935729
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Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2020, 07:39:02 pm »
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. - Airplane
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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2020, 08:25:15 pm »
Have you ever seen schoolboys trying to get the Bus at Drimnagh Castle you need some shill to avoid running over the silly cunts
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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2020, 09:59:49 pm »
See that landing happen quite a lot, not of an A380 but of planes in general.

I member being in the jumpseat of a Focker50 into Birmingham airport and he landed it what seemed like sideways and nose first from where I was sitting.
But then again, the runway in Birmingham isn’t actually level, lots of ups and downs on it

https://youtu.be/6dbdG8AwjkQ

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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2020, 11:39:03 am »
I was on a plane once that landed sideways.. just before it hit the ground straighted up..The Airport is built on a hill at Leeds /Bradford. The guy collecting me said..he thought we were all going to die..He said to me...you should find that Pilot and shake his hand.
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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2020, 05:07:48 pm »
It's  called Yaw, or a crab landing.
Landing with engines on full power in case they have to TOGA.
Take Off Go Around.
Remarkable skills.
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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2020, 12:06:22 am »
It's what they're taught to do. It's not rocket science.
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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2020, 03:14:34 am »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on February 18, 2020, 12:06:22 am
It's what they're taught to do. It's not rocket science.
Rocket scientists are also taught what to do, it's not brain surgery.
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Re: Glorified Bus Drivers
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2020, 05:08:44 am »
Quote from: silverbullet on February 18, 2020, 03:14:34 am
Quote from: Rat Catcher on February 18, 2020, 12:06:22 am
It's what they're taught to do. It's not rocket science.
Rocket scientists are also taught what to do, it's not brain surgery.
https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I

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