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john m

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Trigger Happy
« on: March 13, 2020, 12:02:28 pm »
Bought cheap fuel today not one person used a glove on the pump including me .Those things are dirtier than a Priests Pyjamas in a boys school .

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2020, 12:04:45 pm »
On the positive side you should get a few weeks out of that tank.

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2020, 12:06:04 pm »
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2020, 01:23:10 pm »
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!
Is that from the pump ?
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2020, 01:31:12 pm »
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!
Is that from the pump ?

Yep...i've been germ.....and eyebrow free for a long time now!!

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2020, 01:36:17 pm »
Laffin me bollix off
Mr. T-bag to you

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2020, 02:11:28 pm »
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!
Is that from the pump ?

Yep...i've been germ.....and eyebrow free for a long time now!!
Hal, You should schedule an appointment with them ladies that do the eyebrows

I'm sure she could pencil you in..........
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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2020, 02:22:40 pm »
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2020, 02:56:34 pm »
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.
rofl
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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2020, 05:00:22 pm »
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.
Sign gone up in Supervalu : Toilet paper for arseholes only.
Shelves are packed.

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Re: Trigger Happy
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2020, 11:37:35 pm »
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.
Sign gone up in Supervalu : Toilet paper for arseholes only.
Shelves are packed.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain…





So your the one !
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