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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2020, 01:13:00 pm »
Gay lions have feelings too!!

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2020, 01:14:17 pm »
Gay lions have feelings too!!
Maybe they're Dandelions? 8)

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2020, 02:24:31 pm »
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff

If I had a name like that ....ide go missing too daily....he sounds like an Islamic gynaecologist
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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2020, 02:25:54 pm »
Stop naming people....mad cunts
Mad cnut
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« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2020, 02:32:10 pm »
Agreed........I'm enthralled by your acumen....Adolph.

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« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2020, 02:37:07 pm »
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch
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« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2020, 02:41:11 pm »
Could've told you that for your usual score auld son...

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2020, 04:47:51 pm »
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch


 lol lol Quality Octy.

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2020, 05:44:52 pm »
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch


 lol lol Quality Octy.
Perhap's she was not impressed with the bad language Ochy
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2020, 07:49:05 pm »
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch


 lol lol Quality Octy.
Perhap's she was not impressed with the bad language Ochy

Ah lads it's not easy bein cooped up here for 2 weeks on account of this china plague....
I'm starting to go off me trolly...its alrite for use lot wit tellys an Netfix an all that ....
.its gone really quiet here ...and nothing is the same anymore....an nothin be ever the same again ....
I bought a box of Barry's tea an thers no taste of it .......an a bar of Cadburys tastes like it's made with a glass an a half of
Wee ......the love me life is texting me again tellin me she loves me cause shes scared  but cant come over for sum
slap an tickle  caus shes self isolated ..an the owlone next door is cryin into her pillow clutching a photo of herself as a debutante at the ball in one hand and a bottle of lidls best chardonnay in  the other dreaming of wat could of bein .....that handsome fellow who ran off with  wit her best friend  became a millionaire after inheriting daddys multinational abateour empire ......an me sitting her wondering wer it all went wrong .....
Ide say we be all alcoholics in a few weeks wit this ting ....probably  more peoples liver collapse than kill by the flu

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2020, 09:09:29 am »
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff
To get in to the forum data base just click on database above and input what ever details you have.
I checked fer alan kilduff but no records found, but there is an alan kilbride.

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2020, 10:26:23 am »
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff
To get in to the forum data base just click on database above and input what ever details you have.
I checked fer alan kilduff but no records found, but there is an alan kilbride.

There is a driver by that name.....if you put the name into "Driver Licence" he comes up.....i've stopped using the name for fear of the mutt from the hut!!

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2020, 10:29:26 am »
Just hanging around for a few days and you're already falling out with the quare wan, I see. Frazzled nerves and lack of stimulation.....you've no stamina, Hal...

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2020, 10:33:21 am »
Just hanging around for a few days and you're already falling out with the quare wan, I see. Frazzled nerves and lack of stimulation.....you've no stamina, Hal...

Stop it!!

I haven't fallin out with the quare wan....yer an awful rumour monger!!

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Re: The Lifford Lip
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2020, 10:38:08 am »
Bit of crack is all....changes the mood a bit when there's a bit of banter. What do you want?......I can paste fear-porn articles all day too.....all bolloxology if you don't have an ability to laugh at yourself.

Side issue, this 6 weeks thing is a bit optimistic....the Brits are borrowing almost a trillion for the next 18 mths to 2 yrs. The World's economy "reset" button has been pressed..............the ensuing poverty and ill-health from lack of food etc will kill a lot more.

 


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