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Offline john m

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Payback
« on: March 24, 2020, 09:44:33 AM »
When this is all over and we return to Normality .Remember the Fiscal Treaty it is written into the constitution so we must obey .How much tax will we pay and what new taxes will come in .I think Water charges are a cert.A tax on pensions ,big rise excise duty on gargle ,Juice ,Smokes .Probably even legalise some drugs to get a bit of tax .reduction in how much you can leave your Hen or Kids when you go to wherever .Just like after WW1 the rich and anybody with any property will pay .

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Re: Payback
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2020, 09:46:24 AM »
They can't get blood out of a turnip.

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Re: Payback
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2020, 09:47:00 AM »
Communism is forever, comrade.. learn your lines and clap every time your beloved leader appears on national TV.

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Re: Payback
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2020, 09:48:33 AM »
There'll be a lot less smokers so duty will have to be increased. A significant Carbon Tax on flights might help by stopping folk shopping for cheap supplies elsewhere. On the plus side (from a budgetary perspective) the pension bill will be hugely reduced.

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Re: Payback
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2020, 09:53:23 AM »
They can't get blood out of a turnip.

Big Dommo was opining one day as he sat on the bonnett of Billy the Bastards car .If you didnt drink or smoke or drive a car or bet on the GEGees you could probably survive on £30 a week .Governments have a lot of blood to collect from a lot of Turnips plenty of places to raise coin if you can prevent lads from spending it .Increase the tax on all of the above until lads dont bother any more then take the spare coin in other taxes and tarriffs .I remember Tina Shevlin saying they tax tampons dont they and toilet paper .Who would of thought they tax you to wipe your arse .

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Re: Payback
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2020, 10:01:33 AM »
There'll be a lot less smokers so duty will have to be increased. A significant Carbon Tax on flights might help by stopping folk shopping for cheap supplies elsewhere. On the plus side (from a budgetary perspective) the pension bill will be hugely reduced.

Dont be too sure its the elderly they are after .Millennials doing jobs that have fuckall value to society like serving Latte or Burgers or plucking eyebrows .Moral crusaders monotoring websites for foul content in Ivory towers down the Google Ghetto .They are the cunts wasting the atmosphere and have a longer wastefull lifespan than a Pensioner .I know kids left school ten years ago and still work in Mc Donalds or Suzy Sullivans Tan Parlour .What future do they have they will be just Jetsom in the new world post the Rapture .As Lip says the state will foist one on you like a Dog if you have a spare room .WE are all in this togeather sort of stuff.

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Re: Payback
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2020, 10:06:28 AM »
Most of the deaths will be over 59s and/or smokers. Most reasonably fit under 30 non smokers probably won't even notice when they get it.

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Re: Payback
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2020, 10:15:41 AM »
Most of the deaths will be over 59s and/or smokers. Most reasonably fit under 30 non smokers probably won't even notice when they get it.

Are you an Ordinary Doctor or do you do surgery as well ?

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Re: Payback
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2020, 10:18:39 AM »
45-55... target group... soft, lazy and married to a yoke that hates them... both genders.. it's a gender fluid killing machine..

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Re: Payback
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2020, 10:20:39 AM »
Are you an Ordinary Doctor or do you do surgery as well ?

Neither but I learnt to read in school.

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Re: Payback
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2020, 10:23:49 AM »
Are you an Ordinary Doctor or do you do surgery as well ?

Neither but I learnt to read in school.

FFS any cunt can read its understanding that takes intelligence you dont get that in school .

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Re: Payback
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2020, 10:29:32 AM »
I'm not aware of any statistics on death by level of intelligence but there are breakdowns by age and sex. Men have a better chance of dying than women and the majority of deaths occur in the over 59 age bracket.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/

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Re: Payback
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2020, 10:32:38 AM »
Most of the deaths will be over 59s and/or smokers. Most reasonably fit under 30 non smokers probably won't even notice when they get it.

AH LOOK A FUCKING LINK ...https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/london-coronavirus-nightmare-scenes-london-17966909

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Re: Payback
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2020, 12:11:11 PM »
Most of the deaths will be over 59s and/or smokers. Most reasonably fit under 30 non smokers probably won't even notice when they get it.

Are you an Ordinary Doctor or do you do surgery as well ?
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Re: Payback
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2020, 12:12:27 PM »
 rofl
Most of the deaths will be over 59s and/or smokers. Most reasonably fit under 30 non smokers probably won't even notice when they get it.

AH LOOK A FUCKING LINK ...https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/london-coronavirus-nightmare-scenes-london-17966909
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