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Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« on: April 04, 2020, 06:32:32 pm »
Lot lonely owlones  phoning me past few days....the luv me life tellin me she loves me again and shes sorry for calling me an autistic hairy bastard an if she wasnt self isolated she come over an sort me out ....the next door neighbour in the next block next door ....not the next door owlone across the hall .....phoned me last nite flirtin wit me goin on ....
An another one I know from the local keeps winkin at me on Facebook obviously nuts bout me

Is this virus ting driving all the owlones horny ? Or is it loneliness.? Or is it that they all frigid an fantasizin knowing that you cant come over and give them a large portion ?  ::) ???
Anyone else goin tru the same ting  O0 :-\ ??? ::) :)

This is a new phenomenon that shud be investigated .....
No wonder everyone is coming out of lidls wit bottles of plonk
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2020, 06:34:14 pm »
Just after textin me again ....big boy she calling me now  :o
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2020, 06:41:42 pm »
I'd say you're having hallucinations due to boredom  :D
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2020, 07:55:06 pm »
Quote from: Mooretaxi on April 04, 2020, 06:41:42 pm
I'd say you're having hallucinations due to boredom  :D

Possibly mooretaxi ....probably need to get more beer in   :2cheers::cheers
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2020, 08:36:11 pm »
Beer goggles are your friend!!
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2020, 10:00:44 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on April 04, 2020, 08:36:11 pm
Beer goggles are your friend!!

Ther all pissed as farts hal ....wine probably.....
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2020, 09:25:04 am »
Quote from: Octavia1 on April 04, 2020, 06:32:32 pm
Lot lonely owlones  phoning me past few days....the luv me life tellin me she loves me again and shes sorry for calling me an autistic hairy bastard an if she wasnt self isolated she come over an sort me out ....the next door neighbour in the next block next door ....not the next door owlone across the hall .....phoned me last nite flirtin wit me goin on ....
An another one I know from the local keeps winkin at me on Facebook obviously nuts bout me

Is this virus ting driving all the owlones horny ? Or is it loneliness.? Or is it that they all frigid an fantasizin knowing that you cant come over and give them a large portion ?  ::) ???
Anyone else goin tru the same ting  O0 :-\ ??? ::) :)

This is a new phenomenon that shud be investigated .....
No wonder everyone is coming out of lidls wit bottles of plonk

They're trolling for seed !!
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2020, 11:13:37 am »
The dog is looking at me funny....but then again....she always does
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2020, 09:14:45 pm »
Quote from: Cool Boola on April 05, 2020, 11:13:37 am
The dog is looking at me funny....but then again....she always does
Strange name for your pecker
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2020, 10:38:54 pm »
Quote from: stonethecrows on April 05, 2020, 09:14:45 pm
Quote from: Cool Boola on April 05, 2020, 11:13:37 am
The dog is looking at me funny....but then again....she always does
Strange name for your pecker

I call mine...He Man.....Master of the Universe!!
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Re: Locked down locked burds phoning yu up late at nite
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2020, 02:48:58 pm »
Quote from: stonethecrows on April 05, 2020, 09:14:45 pm
Quote from: Cool Boola on April 05, 2020, 11:13:37 am
The dog is looking at me funny....but then again....she always does
Strange name for your pecker
The dog n' bone.
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