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Offline Lizzzy

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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2020, 03:52:17 pm »
The big entertainment in my day, was keeping pigeons. One of the best laughs I ever got was one morning in the Eircom Depot we were all waiting for our job allocations for the day. There was a fella called Robbie Corrigan from Wexford, and Robbie always believed anyone who kept pigeons, or allsations was as common as muck and should be avoided at all costs . With that in walks the bould Jimmy Scully from ballyfermot. The most flat Dublin accent you are ever likely to hear. In a loud voice Jimmy says to the CTLcan I have 2 hours casual leave I have to go to dun Loire to release the pigons for a race and the fukin alsation is in the car and I need to get him home to
You probably had to be there!

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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2020, 08:42:13 pm »
Haven't a clue what yis are talking about. Yis are worst then lippy for talking in riddles . Here speaking of lippy , he hasn't been on for a while, I hope he's alright

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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2020, 08:50:48 pm »
Is lippy really Frankie in disguise ?

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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2020, 09:04:04 pm »
Haven't a clue what yis are talking about. Yis are worst then lippy for talking in riddles . Here speaking of lippy , he hasn't been on for a while, I hope he's alright

I think the hut was locked down before he got out.

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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2020, 11:45:26 pm »
Do none of you ever read Kens problem he was assistant managing director so was probably a share holder .That would be taken into account by her Vulture .Past and future projected earnings assessed she and the sprogs are entitled to be maintained in the fashion they have become accustomed to .......
Yea, that was about it, they got our company finance officer up on the stand and her brief walked him up the garden path only allowing him to answer questions about turnover which were in the hundreds of millions, no questions were ever asked about profit or loss or weekly wages or dividends, only turnover was mentioned and focused on. The judges verdict was fer 200 fer herself, 50 fer each of the 5 children, maintain the mortgage and insurances which totaled 750 per week. And she got to keep the house, 3 bed semi with a large attic conversion.

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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2020, 11:50:23 pm »
What was the name of the book Ken?
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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #81 on: April 20, 2020, 12:17:19 am »
Do none of you ever read Kens problem he was assistant managing director so was probably a share holder .That would be taken into account by her Vulture .Past and future projected earnings assessed she and the sprogs are entitled to be maintained in the fashion they have become accustomed to .......
Yea, that was about it, they got our company finance officer up on the stand and her brief walked him up the garden path only allowing him to answer questions about turnover which were in the hundreds of millions, no questions were ever asked about profit or loss or weekly wages or dividends, only turnover was mentioned and focused on. The judges verdict was fer 200 fer herself, 50 fer each of the 5 children, maintain the mortgage and insurances which totaled 750 per week. And she got to keep the house, 3 bed semi with a large attic conversion.

Jesus ken ...yu wer shafted
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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2020, 02:01:45 pm »
Do none of you ever read Kens problem he was assistant managing director so was probably a share holder .That would be taken into account by her Vulture .Past and future projected earnings assessed she and the sprogs are entitled to be maintained in the fashion they have become accustomed to .......
Yea, that was about it, they got our company finance officer up on the stand and her brief walked him up the garden path only allowing him to answer questions about turnover which were in the hundreds of millions, no questions were ever asked about profit or loss or weekly wages or dividends, only turnover was mentioned and focused on. The judges verdict was fer 200 fer herself, 50 fer each of the 5 children, maintain the mortgage and insurances which totaled 750 per week. And she got to keep the house, 3 bed semi with a large attic conversion.

Jesus ken ...yu wer shafted
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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2020, 02:11:00 pm »
Ken was thinking of the childrens allowance.

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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2020, 11:34:40 pm »
Poor Ken....carrying more than the can
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Re: Why are you here.
« Reply #85 on: April 21, 2020, 12:34:22 am »
i'm two stuped to do anything els
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