You always know something's dodgy when organisations put out emails/press releases on Fri evenings but this one is a peach!
How long are we in lockdown? I just got the pearls of wisdom email from the NTA. They're still putting out that 2m social distancing mantra. So I went out and measured my taxi.
2.0m = social distancing.
0.68m = driver's headrest to front passenger headrest
0.96m = driver's headrest to rear passenger headrest on left side.
1.5m = the entire width of my taxi on the outside.
How the fukk am I supposed to keep 2m away from my passengers? Make them sit in the boot?