Comear till I tell ya Due to Social Distancing Bernice Corrigan wont do Big Dommos Laundry so he brought it up here to do .Caught me by the bollox rang and asked did I get a new Washing machine as mine was broken I said, and I should of known he was up to something. It wasent me washing machine that was broken it was the dishwasher .So your washing machine is ok He says and I say Yes then he says grand ill be up with me laundry .We are sitting in the kitchen listening to BBC radio 4 and Dommo says .I wonder how long before the Corona 19 is blamed on us ?.What the fuck are you on about Dommo I asked well when the Brits use numbers Birmingham 6 Maguire 7 Guilford 4 now Covid 19 you just know they are going to blame the Irish .Watching socks,jocks and a pair of sheets going round in a washing machine is a strange conversation starter .