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Offline silverbullet

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Brass Monkeys
« on: April 19, 2020, 02:55:26 pm »
I just drove past Sheriff St and saw a junkie couple who were both wearing a surgical mask and plastic gloves, on the hunt I assume for Heroin to stick into their veins.

Safety first!
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2020, 08:36:45 pm »
Did they tie the knot?
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2020, 10:05:34 pm »
There were nine fleas on a fanny.

Four of them were smoking dope what were the other five doing?

Answer :  Sniffing Crack.

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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2020, 12:46:30 am »
Quote from: silverbullet on April 19, 2020, 02:55:26 pm
I just drove past Sheriff St and saw a junkie couple who were both wearing a surgical mask and plastic gloves, on the hunt I assume for Heroin to stick into their veins.

Safety first!
HIV positive....its an underlying condition....probably given the ppe wen gettin ther methadone
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2020, 02:59:23 am »
Couldn't  give a brass monkey....I suppose! ::fuck
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2020, 09:25:41 am »
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your gaff, SB?
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2020, 12:29:30 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 09:25:41 am
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your gaff, SB?
The Mother in law excuse was good enough at the checkpoint  in Fairview.
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm »
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2020, 12:33:36 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
She can only have food from M & S apparently.
I'll tell her you were asking after her! 8)
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2020, 12:43:16 pm »
Would the M&S Foodhall at the Omni Centre in Santry be within 2 kilos of your gaff... as the robin flies?
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2020, 12:46:41 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:43:16 pm
Would the M&S Foodhall at the Omni Centre in Santry be within 2 kilos of your gaff... as the robin flies?
Now there's an idea. Is there somewhere near the Omni I can dump rubbish?
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2020, 12:50:43 pm »
Ballymun... Theres a few streets off Balbutcher lane with houses occupied by settled travellers that seem to operate as a dump. Carton Court, Close, Drive, Way, etc...
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2020, 01:32:09 pm »
Quote from: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 12:33:36 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
She can only have food from M & S apparently.
I'll tell her you were asking after her! 8)
Fair play to the lady, she has nice taste, cost you a fortune though
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2020, 01:59:19 pm »
Quote from: stonethecrows on April 20, 2020, 01:32:09 pm
Quote from: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 12:33:36 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
She can only have food from M & S apparently.
I'll tell her you were asking after her! 8)
Fair play to the lady, she has nice taste, cost you a fortune though
She's 80 and will outlive us all.
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Re: Brass Monkeys
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2020, 02:04:43 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:43:16 pm
Would the M&S Foodhall at the Omni Centre in Santry be within 2 kilos of your gaff... as the robin flies?

An African? Or european Robin?
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