Why would anybody call me a Mormon ?
Some lads are suffering from Clit envy .Their hen and Kids are working away while they laze at home enjoying the Garden a few scoops, day time telly and stories based on the Fables of Big Dommo but their self worth is based on their participation in their menial job driving a car for reward .This is their identity they are as essential to the working of the car as two quids worth of Petrol .They clamber to return to the wheel to re establish their position in the pecking order. Their position in the pack ,really had not changed its only their realization that after years of deluding them selves they were the alfa animal in the heard they are really the underdog non essential to the working of the overall family unit .No plastic screen or mouth guard is going to fix that reality .