The milkman......unsung hero.....hearin ye STC's!!
Little old Irish woman is sitting on her porch waiting for the milkman.
He arrives and drops off her milk. She says “Oh thank you, but for next time could you bring me 500 pints of milk?”
“500 pints of milk?!!” the man says, “Whatcha need 500 pints of milk fer?!”
The old woman says “I’d like to take a milk bath.”
The milkman says “Well, alright then..would you like the milk pasteurized?”
The woman replies “Oh no, just up to me tits is fine.”
