Dommo and his ideas

[john m]

I had £60 sterling that I posted to a friend in England .They are self employed and still havent got a Penny in help from HM Dole office .At least here everybody is getting some sort of help .

[dalymount]

Could be the thing that fukks Boris up if that's the case, although I though the Brits were getting payments

[john m]

Could be the thing that fukks Boris up if that's the case, although I though the Brits were getting payments

 Brits have a different system family credit ,limits the amount they pay per family and includes rent .Boris is fucked because of the way they handled the fever .Tories need a Big victory on Brexit to save face ,Not good for us .

[watty]

Hancock, their Health Secretary, said they'd do 100,000 tests per day by the end of April (Thurs).  And he congratulated himself when they did 120,000!  Only problem is they did 80,000 actual tests and counted 40,000 home test kits that were posted out.  You gotta love politicians and the way they twist words.

[john m]

Ok Im in trouble and Its because of a post I read on Facebook  about the history of the Grotto in Inchicore but the last paragraph got me into trouble ,the bit where it said the Priest collected old Gold and Jewelry to melt down to make a Crown for the statue of Our Lady that stand in the Entrance to Grotto Square just above Saint Peter at the front of the Church

.Now I have fallen on hard times .When the Corona virus first happened I thought I would invest all me money in toilet rolls so I took me savings out of me jar borrowed from the Credit Union and even borrowed forty Euro from the Girl Across the road .I ordered a load of Toilet Rolls and was going to sell them because there was a shortage of toilet rolls I paid to much for them as the price of toilet rolls didnt go up as there are loads available so now I have a shed load of Jacks Rolls that nobody wants and an empty fridge .

Im not making excuses but driven by hunger and 9 liters of cheap cider from Lidil I came up with a plan. I would rob the crown from the Statue of Our Lady at the entrance to the Grotto Square .So after sleeping off the drink I drew a plan of attack .I know me way around the Oblates grounds real well as I once stole the baby Jesus from the Crib but I did return it and I did apologist and I was only Six at the time and I did it for the right reason .

So I go into Word on me computer open a page and begin to write me plan and draw out how I will do it . If you record your plans on a computer is that a Cyber Crime ?I will need a ladder to climb up and a hacksaw to cut the crown off and a lend of some roof racks for me car to carry the ladders .So I died me tracksuit black got a pair of black boots and blacked up me face and got ready to go .

Now as I said Im in trouble .Ya see I have been observing the Social Distancing I havent moved from me sofa unless it was to go to bed or for a piss  and I havent driven me car for six weeks and as I said I am in trouble .Me car battery is flat and I was wondering is there any chance of a push or a loan of a battery charger ..

P.S. If you live more than 2Km away from me dont offer to help I wouldnt want you to get into any trouble ..

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Great story about the Oblates Grotto .Thats where Big Dommo got the idea of robbing the crown .

[john m]

Im home I couldnt stand it anymore I went over to Big Dommos Gaff and Sharon Muddyman and her Girlfriend were there drinking pints of Presecco and complaining that they had paid the rent on their Mobile home in Kilmuckridge but couldnt go down because of the lockdown .Ester Foley who use to be straight and I know because she was the first youngone who use to let me tiddle her Bean, and she was married to Billy The Bastards Brother before she went Lesbian was shouting about missing out on their caravan .I looked at her big earrings and rings and I thought to meself .I suppose if I had to spend time in a caravan I would probably wear jewelery like that and sell scrap .

[Lizzzy]

Im home I couldnt stand it anymore I went over to Big Dommos Gaff and Sharon Muddyman and her Girlfriend were there drinking pints of Presecco and complaining that they had paid the rent on their Mobile home in Kilmuckridge but couldnt go down because of the lockdown .Ester Foley who use to be straight and I know because she was the first youngone who use to let me tiddle her Bean, and she was married to Billy The Bastards Brother before she went Lesbian was shouting about missing out on their caravan .I looked at her big earrings and rings and I thought to meself .I suppose if I had to spend time in a caravan I would probably wear jewelery like that and sell scrap .

Happy days, and then it all went to shit.

[Bob Shillin]

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