Whats your best Guess

[john m]

It was announced up above in Dail Eireann, Hal. I can't imagine why nobody saw fit to correspond with you personally.  The lower rate is scheduled for later this month, I think the end of the month was specified.  Other stuff you may have (well, obviously have) missed... wash your hands, listen to Dr. Tony, listen to Dr. Leo.

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[Theoneandonly]

It was announced up above in Dail Eireann, Hal. I can't imagine why nobody saw fit to correspond with you personally.  The lower rate is scheduled for later this month, I think the end of the month was specified.  Other stuff you may have (well, obviously have) missed... wash your hands, listen to Dr. Tony, listen to Dr. Leo.

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It'll be very interesting to see how adverse to working we all are if a second wave arrives with no lockdown and no payouts from government

[silverbullet]

I thought today or next week were the last days of the original PUP....how long can i realistically expect to be paid to decorate the rest of my gaff.

Regarding painting, you'll be worth a fortune when you're dead!!

[silverbullet]

....and Dr Feelgood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvjQpPEjP8E

[john m]

Here Dalymount you were asking about Big Dommo and I told you I would drop down to see him when I got me Dole .Well I dropped over today got 6 of the big belly buster bottles of Cider from lidel I think its less than a tenner a gallon and a pack of 8 Penguin Bars and a few Wagon Wheels and some of the discounted Marietta biscuits .Anyway I walked down the flats I was afraid their might be road checks on the way home and after 20 pints of cider I might not pass the breathaliser .Dommo was in bits when I knocked at the Door Olivia Flinn and Karen answered and said he was in bed he wasent well I asked whats wrong with the bollox they said he keeps sneezing and has a horn on him like a Farmers Prize Bull .I was worried poor cunt sneezing Im thinking he has the China Cough and might be bolloxed and he still owes me 40 I loaned him last week for smokes and a curry .He is me mate so I have to go into the bedroom to see him i wrap some cling film around me head as Ken says its good stuff he isint dead yet so it must be .I open the door and Dommo is sitting up in the bed with a big tent in front of him .I say to him Jasus Dommo the Girls are worried they say your sneezing do you think you have the virus are you taking anything for it .Yes he says Snuff .Snuff I asked you ridicilous cunt that wont cure the Virus .Fuck the Virus he says the more I sneeze the bigger me horn gets Im going to tail that pair as soon as you fuck off.So Dollymount Big Dommo seems Ok but thanks for asking .

[Shallowhal]

That's disappointing John....you weren't invited to partake in a mixed doubles....yourself and Big Dommo could have high fived and shouted 40 love as ye barrelled the two huns doggy dog style.

[john m]

Wrong Sport Cliche there Hal if its two boys playing the same holes its called a Four Ball Golf analogy not Tennis .Tennis only applies to the issue of Forehand or backhand and is usually decided on what side she is sitting to your left or your right .Anyway Im home now going to have a mug of tea and a Penguin or a Wagom wheel I left the Marietta with Dommo but took the good bickies home .

[Shallowhal]

A four ball is a threesome Johnny....i'll stick with the mixed doubles....which is what that scenario would have been if you had been invited to partake...but you weren't!!

[john m]

A four ball is a threesome Johnny....i'll stick with the mixed doubles....which is what that scenario would have been if you had been invited to partake...but you weren't!!

You dont know them Girls Hal .The only time you would want to play with them is if you were playing rugby and you would hope to god they were on your team .I remember one of them breaking Don Mulligans jaw with what she called, only a slap for slagging her big arse in those Cheap Pennys Leggings ,she was furious she was wearing expensive leggings she bought on tic from a catalogue .Na Hal Dommo was doing me a favour there .

[Shallowhal]

You owe him so....forget about the 40 he owes ye!!

[john m]

You owe him so....forget about the 40 he owes ye!!

I got that Back .Then he borrowed 3 scores Tommy Two Fingers youngfellas has a Christening on Sunday then its all back to Nugents Gaff on the Mainer  Christy Nugent is locked up so his youngfella has a free Gaff said they could have the party there .Dommo  needed a Score to put in a card for the Youngfella and the Price of a Curry and Smokes for the week .So I gave him 60 but it was really only a score extra .Ill get it back Dommo has a consignment of Bogey Rolexes from Hong Kong due next week .He recons he will get 200 each for them .Lads in the Trade will want to look flush with flashey watches that way the Wholesalers wont be looking to call in the credit .

[john m]

Fuck Sake Anto I see you hovering why dont you say hello and give somebody a mouthfull of abuse its quiet without Ya .Lip is Missing as well somebody said she went to stay with her sister or something .

[john m]

Back to the serious stuff .Every country that unlockdowned their lockdown have seen a surge in cases .In Ireland we are seeing pockets of dizzeeze most of them in families and as a result of gaff parties As I posted give it 3 weeks after Pennys opens to see what the real story is .Would you consider returning to work before the Middle of July ? I wouldnt .I think the Government are doing a big experiment dont think anybody really knows what is going to happen

[taxi1990]

I was mad to go back to work a couple of weeks ago, at the moment I am happy enough sitting at home getting the 350, I would like to be working but the clever thing to do at the moment is to wait it out a while longer. I was going to go back mid to end of July, insurance is up end of July. I wonder should I wait until end of August now as the 350 will be paid until then. No point working in August if I would be better off sitting at home getting 350.

I have been busy the last 10 weeks, studying for a new area test and have started gathering info for another one as well. If it hadn't been for that keeping me busy, I would have been very bored.

[Rat Catcher]

August is a tad optimistic, IMO. The recovery timetable has already been sped up once. I reckon we'll be at the "new normal" by mid July at the latest. The appetite for social distancing seems to be gone completely. Show me 100 men who didn't attend at least one social gathering last weekend and I'll show you 93 liars.