Real real Sad

[john m]

Irish Sporting Legend all round Good Guy inspiration to a Generation Sports Star Connor Mc Gregor has announced his retirement from MMA .Connor who hasent won a scrap in four years if you dont count the oulfella he Smacked in the Marbler was an inspiration to others his Four year losing record was ignored by his adoring fans as they streamed out of Gaff Parties and Night clubs after his epic defeats and smacked the heads off each other and their birds minicing their hero .Lads and Girls from the Flats said he was one of our own we will respect him .A young 17 year old lad called his third child Connor after his hero he said I hope my  Connor grows up to have loads of tattos like Macker" he said what most of us wanted to say" .An older Gentleman from the flats a Mr Dominick Mc ****** said get the fuck out of me way when asked to comment of the retirement of the great man .

[Taxi driver42]

I'm a whiskey drinker my kids call me gone in 60 minutes because I can down a 70c of powers in a hr depending on my mood
That proper 12 is muck I'd refuse it too except if he hit me he get a swift boot in the bollox which would probably save a few girls from the rape crisis centre its alleged
That proper 12 is as English as Johnny adare it's made in Bush mills and McGregor himself is proper scum
I'm from crumlin still live in d12 and most hate him  he wont be missed

[Shallowhal]

He's not gone away you know....42!!

[Octavia1]

He's not gone away you know....42!!

Hes off work like the rest of us ...he just lettin the world know he still around while he twiddle his thumbs an out of the headlines
Itll be announced wen all the chinese plaugue is blown over  that he comin out retirement an one more bout so dont miss it on the telly it's only $250 to watch it an 100 k ring side seat
To see history in the makin .....roll up roll up ....come an get it

[Shallowhal]

so dont miss it on the telly it's only $250 to watch it an 100 k ring side seat
To see history in the makin .....roll up roll up ....come an get it


Oh....and they will!!

[john m]

He hasent won a fight in Four years new kids on the block or in the Forge would bitch slap him into oblivion .Funny how nobody has said anything about his big losing streak .Last fight lasted two slaps and a Dig .He is a great showman and self promoter another loss and he would be a laughing stock .He is on his way to Dubai to retire in the Sun .He fucked up getting charged with assault in the Marbler ruled out getting a Green Card to move to the States .

[Taxi driver42]

He's not gone away you know....42!!

Bo the local hero left the ghetto of crumlin to live in some big posh gaff in the k club
Only return a to d12 to prop up the bar in the black forge and snort copious amounts of coke in the Jack's its alleged
Also to fuck the local classy crack ho in Fatima between nite feeds of a baby he is or is not the father of
All allegedly

Conor if ur reading this I'll meet ya under the barn bridge for a scrap winner gets to fuck u into the canal and I hope ya cant swim

[john m]

He's not gone away you know....42!!

Bo the local hero left the ghetto of crumlin to live in some big posh gaff in the k club
Only return a to d12 to prop up the bar in the black forge and snort copious amounts of coke in the Jack's its alleged
Also to fuck the local classy crack ho in Fatima between nite feeds of a baby he is or is not the father of
All allegedly

Conor if ur reading this I'll meet ya under the barn bridge for a scrap winner gets to fuck u into the canal and I hope ya cant swim

Good man 42 you can take the boy out of the 8 10 12 but you cant take the 8 10 12 out of the Boy ,Barn Bridge CLASS .

[Taxi driver42]

My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi

[markmiwurdz]

He'e retired more times in the last 3 years than he has had  fights,the epitome of not how to act when you make a few quid.Thought he was OK until he hit the real bigtime which turned him into a tosspot. Honestly hope the fukker just disappears...

[taxi1990]

My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi

I will never get that attitude. who cares what some knacker calls you, ignore them, unless they are constantly harassing you, report them to the guards. there is no reason to beat them up.

[Taxi driver42]

This was 1970s not today
Report to garda he called me a bigger in the 70s they probably agree

[Lizzzy]

My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi

Did they call him Jimmy the Weed ?

[Shallowhal]

If he keeps up coming out of retirement he'll rival if not overtake Status Quo's "we're here again" comebacks.

[Taxi driver42]

My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi

Did they call him Jimmy the Weed ?

Weed sounds like his surname