There's a hunger for deaths though... look at the way Vinny Kearns, the erm and others exploited the passing of Mick the moan. If there were any substance they'd find it and we'd hear it.
Kearns got some mileage out of the taxi driver suicides in around Tallaght.
I think he mentioned one of them doing upwards of 70 a week before throwing in the towel.