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[stonethecrows]

......I hate bringing taxi drivers, having to listen to their knowall dung.

I don't mind bringing Taxi drivers, to be fair they are good tippers, but the odd time I get a Taxi myself or have another driver in the cab, what I do find is that they haven't a Fookin clue about their own business.

Yeah and they are always on about the darkies.

Not so much that, what I find is they haven't a clue about NTA rules,
or how the FN app works ??

And they never ask "Are you Busy"

[Rat Catcher]

Monies transferred to driver's personal bank accounts from the likes of Ebbs et all should be sufficient for revenue.

A lot of firms are cash heavy (e.g. C2K) so extrapolating (net) account payments to ascertain takings would be firm specific with significant margins of error - in C2Ks case you would be looking at a 92+% margin of error. For drivers that work for Free Now no extrapolation is required as they can get annual statements showing all cash and account jobs dispatched and completed by them.

[silverbullet]

Monies transferred to driver's personal bank accounts from the likes of Ebbs et all should be sufficient for revenue.

A lot of firms are cash heavy (e.g. C2K) so extrapolating (net) account payments to ascertain takings would be firm specific with significant margins of error - in C2Ks case you would be looking at a 92+% margin of error. For drivers that work for Free Now no extrapolation is required as they can get annual statements showing all cash and account jobs dispatched and completed by them.

I'd guess you're a big hit with the women.

[Lizzzy]

......I hate bringing taxi drivers, having to listen to their knowall dung.

I don't mind bringing Taxi drivers, to be fair they are good tippers, but the odd time I get a Taxi myself or have another driver in the cab, what I do find is that they haven't a Fookin clue about their own business.

Yeah and they are always on about the darkies.

Not so much that, what I find is they haven't a clue about NTA rules,
or how the FN app works ??

And they never ask "Are you Busy"

..and they seem to be wearing the same clobber as they do when they're working!

[Rat Catcher]

The ladies go mad for a bit of extrapolation...

[Shallowhal]

The ladies go mad for a bit of extrapolation...

And i thought it was the cock!!

[Bob Shillin]

The ladies go mad for a bit of extrapolation...

And i thought it was the cock!!

Ah no, that's just yours, 'cos it's enormous, or so you tell us.

[silverbullet]

The ladies go mad for a bit of extrapolation...

Show us yer Abacus mister!

[Shallowhal]

The ladies go mad for a bit of extrapolation...

And i thought it was the cock!!

Ah no, that's just yours, 'cos it's enormous, or so you tell us.

I've been sayin to the missus since we met...."it's fukin huge...and don't you forget it!!"