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For The Atheists
« on: July 07, 2020, 02:55:38 pm »
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

Wash your hands.
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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2020, 03:53:16 pm »
Would the atheists just ignore the godliness then?

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2020, 04:26:01 pm »
Cleanliness is next to impossible

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2020, 04:30:35 pm »
Cleanliness is next to impossible

You'll have it down to a fine art by the time a covid vaccine is found!! lol

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2020, 04:34:40 pm »
Cleanliness is next to impossible

You'll have it down to a fine art by the time a covid vaccine is found!! lol

Car interior has never been cleaner, still it's mainly a spray of aerosol disinfectant and a quick wipe of the touched areas between jobs, hoover it out and full wipe down at the end of every shift (used to be every 2 or 3 days)

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2020, 04:36:39 pm »
If only some drivers would take their personal hygiene as serious!!

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2020, 07:15:21 pm »
Cleanliness is next to impossible
In your dictionary it probably is! 8)

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2020, 08:06:58 pm »
My hands have seen more water in the last 3 months than the last half century combined.

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2020, 08:07:36 pm »
They haven't.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2020, 08:11:35 pm »
Believe it or not Mr Catcher. Feels like a lifetime of hand-washing at this stage.

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2020, 08:13:06 pm »
But your hands can't see. With my OCD I always washed my hands at every opportunity, often at the kitchen sink with mild green Fairy liquid... not good for your skin though.
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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2020, 09:34:27 pm »
Godliness is next to nothing!
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2020, 10:20:58 pm »
The Atheist and the Bear
One beautiful morning, an atheist was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings...

He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled...

He saw the river glisten and the sun twinkle like a new born star and it made him warm inside...

He thought to himself that mother nature had made a true and wonderful world...

The atheist had walked a little further down the track he had taken when suddenly a bear jumped out of the bushes only a few yards ahead of him and started growling, looking hungry and ran quickly towards him...

Seeing the big bear bounding towards him he screamed in horror and started running as fast as he could away from the bear...

Knowing that the bear would catch up to him and he had no chance, the atheist soon ran out of breath and in a few paces fell to the ground...

As the bears shadow fell upon his face and his paws come down upon his chest, the atheist screamed, "Oh help me God!"

Suddenly the trees that he so much admired stopped swaying...

The river he loved suddenly stopped flowing...

And the sky opened up and a voice begun to speak...

"I am God, and even though you don’t believe in me, I am here for every being on this earth."

The atheist felt relieved a little bit and asked God, "I’m sort of in this situation, I’m only asking if you can help me get out of it."

God thought for a moment and said...

"I will give you one wish to help you and that is all, you may proceed with this wish."

The atheist thought about this wish for a moment and then spoke to God...

"Well I don’t really want to become a religious person, so I wish the bear to become religious himself."

God spoke...

"So be it done."

Suddenly the sky closed up...

The river turned back into its flowing glory...

The trees began to sway again...

And the bear clapped his paws together and said...

"Thank you God for this meal I’m about to receive!"
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2020, 11:16:52 pm »
Please god save me....from those jaysus "jokes"!!

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Re: For The Atheists
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2020, 01:38:02 am »
Its a cracker
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