For The Atheists

[john m]

Some makey up names but a true story Two old mates Bridie Nugent and Paddy Cluxton from the flats and the gaffs beside the flats were going to get married Church was booked reception in the Old Red Cow .Anyhoo they had their Stags and Hens and next morning Bridie climbs out of bed with a another mate from Ballyer and goes for a piss and to rince her fanny in the Wash hand basin when the Jacks door opens and her future husband is standing there in his jocks after spending the night with yer mans sister .The reception was cancelled and they lost 20% of the cost .but they went on the honeymoon as a holiday .Paddy fucked off to Buxton in England dont know whatever happened to her .

[john m]

Occi your talking to yourself again

Ah... taxi chat is the only place I feel safe johnny to talk to meself
I'm only on here cause theres nobody else ...if ther was ide be takin away in the back of a van again .....

+1

BRILLIANT .

[Octavia1]

Some makey up names but a true story Two old mates Bridie Nugent and Paddy Cluxton from the flats and the gaffs beside the flats were going to get married Church was booked reception in the Old Red Cow .Anyhoo they had their Stags and Hens and next morning Bridie climbs out of bed with a another mate from Ballyer and goes for a piss and to rince her fanny in the Wash hand basin when the Jacks door opens and her future husband is standing there in his jocks after spending the night with yer mans sister .The reception was cancelled and they lost 20% of the cost .but they went on the honeymoon as a holiday .Paddy fucked off to Buxton in England dont know whatever happened to her .

A very fortunate lucky escape me tinks

[silverbullet]

Haven't stopped.....is there anything to be said for another mass!!

Throw in a few candles and I'll see

Four candles?

[Shallowhal]

Haven't stopped.....is there anything to be said for another mass!!

Throw in a few candles and I'll see

Four candles?

Fork andles!!

[stonethecrows]

Haven't stopped.....is there anything to be said for another mass!!

Throw in a few candles and I'll see

Four candles?

Fork andles!!

Five Lamps for Hal

[Shallowhal]

Haven't stopped.....is there anything to be said for another mass!!

Throw in a few candles and I'll see

Four candles?

Fork andles!!

Five Lamps for Hal

Ah...hang yer bollox out of it!!

[markmiwurdz]

I used to be a Buddhist yers ago .....got very deep into meditation.. I meditation for hours on end but never quite reaching enlightenment but so close I used to be tears rolling down me face in the emptiness of me mind an almost total relaxation and oneness with the universe........
Then one day I got a pain in me bollix an baut a telly

Octy on the left 

Wat movie is that from marko? I've bein trying to find out for years a scene I seen one nite long ago wit him Carey in it that was a very strange phenomenon

The second Ace Ventura movie "When Nature Calls"

[Octavia1]

I used to be a Buddhist yers ago .....got very deep into meditation.. I meditation for hours on end but never quite reaching enlightenment but so close I used to be tears rolling down me face in the emptiness of me mind an almost total relaxation and oneness with the universe........
Then one day I got a pain in me bollix an baut a telly

Octy on the left 

Wat movie is that from marko? I've bein trying to find out for years a scene I seen one nite long ago wit him Carey in it that was a very strange phenomenon

The second Ace Ventura movie "When Nature Calls"

Wow ...mystery solved

https://youtu.be/AHprZa-gB84

My dream
Thanks Marko

[markmiwurdz]

I used to be a Buddhist yers ago .....got very deep into meditation.. I meditation for hours on end but never quite reaching enlightenment but so close I used to be tears rolling down me face in the emptiness of me mind an almost total relaxation and oneness with the universe........
Then one day I got a pain in me bollix an baut a telly

Octy on the left 

Wat movie is that from marko? I've bein trying to find out for years a scene I seen one nite long ago wit him Carey in it that was a very strange phenomenon

The second Ace Ventura movie "When Nature Calls"

Wow ...mystery solved

https://youtu.be/A

My dream
Thanks Marko

You're welcome Octavius.

[stonethecrows]

I used to be a Buddhist yers ago .....got very deep into meditation.. I meditation for hours on end but never quite reaching enlightenment but so close I used to be tears rolling down me face in the emptiness of me mind an almost total relaxation and oneness with the universe........
Then one day I got a pain in me bollix an baut a telly

Octy on the left 

Wat movie is that from marko? I've bein trying to find out for years a scene I seen one nite long ago wit him Carey in it that was a very strange phenomenon

The second Ace Ventura movie "When Nature Calls"

Wow ...mystery solved

https://youtu.be/A

My dream
Thanks Marko

You're welcome Octavius.

Ah Marko, super name for Ochy, sounds like a Roman Emperor , I can just see him now lying back on the Auld ones couch next door watching TV and her feeding him grapes and wine in a big Tin Mug.

[dalymount]

And fanning him down with a big fukin leaf to keep him cool

[stonethecrows]

And fanning him down with a big fukin leaf to keep him cool

In a nice long white see through neglishea , the lady that is not Ochy

[dalymount]

Couldnt imagine ocky wearing a white negleshie,but then you never know

[Octavia1]

And fanning him down with a big fukin leaf to keep him cool

In a nice long white see through neglishea , the lady that is not Ochy

I've a new bird ....but I cant say any more bout it it's a secret  ......dont tell the the owlone next door across the hall or the the owlone in the next door balcony in the next block or the owlone in the penthouse who hangs her knickers out on the balcony against the house rules ....