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dalymount

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New vaccine
« on: July 20, 2020, 03:14:53 pm »
Word on the street is,Brits have a vaccine that works.we'll wait and see

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2020, 04:25:54 pm »
If Carol Vorderman is administering it by tongue..i'm first up....in fact if she wants me to lick it off her ass or fandangle....i'll take one for the team!!

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2020, 04:37:37 pm »
Now there's a blast from the past.I haven't heard about Carol in yonks

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2020, 05:04:34 pm »
If Carol Vorderman is administering it by tongue..i'm first up....in fact if she wants me to lick it off her ass or fandangle....i'll take one for the team!!
You're welcome to Carol, I'll offer the same deal to Rachel Riley.
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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2020, 05:10:26 pm »
If Carol Vorderman is administering it by tongue..i'm first up....in fact if she wants me to lick it off her ass or fandangle....i'll take one for the team!!
Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says....
...."You dirty pig!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband."


The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your ass and lick it all off."


She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!"


Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want?


"I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup."


The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.


"What's up love?" he asks.


"There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off", she says.


"I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the Husband.


"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my ass cheeks and lick it off" she screams.


"Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching for a bat.


"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pussy with Guinness and then drink it all" she cries!


The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on.


"Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.


"Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of Guinness..."
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

dalymount

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2020, 05:24:59 pm »
Ah elephant was walking througe the junglr,when he got caught in a snare

A mouse was watching,and asks the elephant if he needed help.

The elephant replys yes I need help.so the mouse chews through the rope to realease the elephant.

The elephant was so grateful that he says to the mouse ,if there is ever anything I can do for you just ask.


Well as it happens there is something you can do for me.imdying for a ride says the mouse .

No problem says the elephant,and then he lifts the mouse up on his back.

The mouse is banging away on the elephant,and while this is happening ,there is a monkey up on a tree watching this.


He says ill put a stop to this filthy carry on,and he starts to throw coconuts  down,hitting the elephant on the head a number of times.

Of course the elephant is feeling the pain of been hit on the head,and begins to go oouch,aaahhh,the mouse turns to him and says oh sorry I didnt know I was hurting you

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2020, 05:37:29 pm »
Now there's a blast from the past.I haven't heard about Carol in yonks

Seen her last week on the owlones tv .....
Gone to fuk with the plastic surgery....looks like another spitting image doll like them all in America.......its the end of the world when Carol vorderman does that ......madness
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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2020, 05:41:25 pm »



She reminds me of the owlones next doors pussey cat
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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2020, 05:42:24 pm »
If Carol Vorderman is administering it by tongue..i'm first up....in fact if she wants me to lick it off her ass or fandangle....i'll take one for the team!!
You're welcome to Carol, I'll offer the same deal to Rachel Riley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPBjgT2xDM



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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2020, 05:43:47 pm »
If Carol Vorderman is administering it by tongue..i'm first up....in fact if she wants me to lick it off her ass or fandangle....i'll take one for the team!!
You're welcome to Carol, I'll offer the same deal to Rachel Riley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPBjgT2xDM



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Carol or Rachel? If it's Rachel, I'll fight ya for her.
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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2020, 06:03:43 pm »
If Carol Vorderman is administering it by tongue..i'm first up....in fact if she wants me to lick it off her ass or fandangle....i'll take one for the team!!

Cop on hal for fucks sake!!

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2020, 06:08:50 pm »
If Carol Vorderman is administering it by tongue..i'm first up....in fact if she wants me to lick it off her ass or fandangle....i'll take one for the team!!
You're welcome to Carol, I'll offer the same deal to Rachel Riley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPBjgT2xDM



Fuck off shes my bird
Carol or Rachel? If it's Rachel, I'll fight ya for her.


Rachel had a serious body, lets hope she gets back in to shape after the having the kid and stays off the sweet cake.

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2020, 07:57:11 pm »
The fact ye all watch countdown says it all. "I'll have a Pee please Bob" rofl

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Re: New vaccine
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2020, 08:02:16 pm »
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/health-fitness/health-news/coronavirus-vaccineoxford-coronavirus-vaccine-prompts-immune-response-in-early-test/articleshow/77070302.cms?UTM_Source=Google_Newsstand&UTM_Campaign=RSS_Feed&UTM_Medium=Referral

Oxford coronavirus vaccine prompts immune response in early test

By - PTI Updated: Jul 20, 2020, 20:57

Scientists at Oxford University say their experimental coronavirus vaccine has been shown in an early trial to prompt a protective immune response in hundreds of people who got the shot.

British researchers first began testing the vaccine in April in about 1,000 people, half of whom got the experimental vaccine. Such early trials are usually designed only to evaluate safety, but in this case experts were also looking to see what kind of immune response was provoked.

In research published Monday in the journal Lancet, scientists said that they found their experimental COVID-19 vaccine produced a dual immune response in people aged 18 to 55.

"We are seeing good immune response in almost everybody," said Dr. Adrian Hill, director of the Jenner Institute at Oxford University.

"What this vaccine does particularly well is trigger both arms of the immune system," he said.

Hill said that neutralizing antibodies are produced - molecules which are key to blocking infection. In addition, the vaccine also causes a reaction in the body's T-cells which help to fight off the coronavirus.

He said that larger trials evaluating the vaccine's effectiveness, involving about 10,000 people in the UK as well as participants in South Africa and Brazil are still underway. Another big trial is slated to start in the US soon, aiming to enroll about 30,000 people.

How quickly scientists are able to determine the vaccine's effectiveness will depend largely on how much more transmission there is, but Hill estimated they might have sufficient data by the end of the year to decide if the vaccine should be adopted for mass vaccination campaigns.

He said the vaccine seemed to produce a comparable level of antibodies to those produced by people who recovered from a COVID-19 infection and hoped that the T-cell response would provide extra protection.

"There's increasing evidence that having a T-cell response as well as antibodies could be very important in controlling COVID-19," Hill said. He suggested the immune response might be boosted after a second dose; their trial tested two doses administered about four weeks apart.

Hill said Oxford's vaccine is designed to reduce disease and transmission. It uses a harmless virus - a chimpanzee cold virus, engineered so it can't spread - to carry the coronavirus' spike protein into the body, which should trigger an immune system response.

Hill said Oxford has partnered with drugmaker AstraZeneca to produce their vaccine globally, and that the company has already committed to making 2 billion doses.

"Even 2 billion doses may not be enough," he said, underlining the importance of having multiple shots to combat the coronavirus.

"There was a hope that if we had a vaccine quickly enough, we could put out the pandemic," Hill said, noting the continuing surge of infections globally. "I think its going to be very difficult to control this pandemic without a vaccine."

Numerous countries including Germany, France, the Netherlands, Italy, U.S. and the U.K. have all signed deals to receive hundreds of millions of doses of the vaccine - which has not yet been licensed - with the first deliveries scheduled for the fall. British politicians have promised that if the shot proves effective, Britons will be the first to get it.

Last week, American researchers announced that the first COVID-19 vaccine tested there boosted people's immune systems just as scientists had hoped and the shots will now enter the final phase of testing. That vaccine, developed by the National Institutes of Health and Moderna, produced the molecules key to blocking infection in volunteers who got it, at levels comparable to people who survived a COVID-19 infection.

About a dozen different experimental vaccines are in early stages of human testing or poised to start, mostly in China, the U.S. and Europe, with dozens more in earlier stages of development.

British officials said Monday they had also signed a deal to buy 90 million doses of experimental COVID-19 vaccines being developed by the pharmaceutical giant Pfizer and others.

In a statement, the British government said it had secured access to a vaccine candidate being developed by Pfizer and BioNTech, in addition to another experimental vaccine researched by Valneva.
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