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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2020, 06:28:45 pm »
And this is news how?

Probably charges an arm n leg for his wares!!

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2020, 06:32:57 pm »
Fukk the nordi fukkin lefty,its a pity the driver gave the cunt a discount at all

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2020, 06:37:35 pm »
Wonder how much Aircoach would charge him if he asked for them to send him a coach just for himself?

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2020, 10:26:44 pm »
Did belfast twice back about 10 yrs ago -£270 to aldergrove airport bank holiday monday .2 nd time 3 lads on a sunday nite doing a cigs run from malaga .i did it for £250 ,going to a house beside Bobby  Sands home place .Cost of a hotel at the airport would of been €200 + ye man new well the cost of the fare ,i wouldnt havnt discounted it by €50 odd .

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2020, 12:04:28 am »
Ah yes. A couple of the old chestnuts:
1. comparing the price of a bus fare to a taxi run. Even the news reporter jumped on that one. Do these fukwits not realise that a bus operator could have several dozen punters at 25 apiece? They don't run a bus from Belfast to Dublin for a man on his Todd. Now THAT'S good money.
2. Talking about how the meter "took off" as soon as he jumped in. Yes, normally meters do start to go up. That's the idea. A lot of folk have an issue with the initial--charge portion of the fare.

I laughed when I read the bit when he said they had a "discussion" over the price when they arrived. I can only imagine the scene. Especially that the man resided in East Belfast, and was home on his own turf. A different animal may have been on show than the one who hopped in at T2 arrivals!
Speaking of East Belfast, I'm not sure if the chap would have been too impressed with the reporter describing him as "Irish"

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2020, 08:41:26 am »
 just keep saying " sorry" ....pretendin yur  deaf...  when a northern cunt gets in until the cunt gets out again .....

It always works

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2020, 09:08:46 am »
Big Dommos sister had a mole she was worried about so went to the Doctor with her medical card he said Ill make you an appointment (Aircoach )she didnt want to wait so went to Blackrock (taxi) She paid for the service because she didnt want to wait .You wouldnt see this story in the papers .Woman pays to see specialist .

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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2020, 09:22:15 am »
Big Dommos sister had a mole she was worried about so went to the Doctor with her medical card he said Ill make you an appointment (Aircoach )she didnt want to wait so went to Blackrock (taxi) She paid for the service because she didnt want to wait .You wouldnt see this story in the papers .Woman pays to see specialist .
I've taken countless nordys home across the border after a night out in "the free state". You'd want to hear the who whinging of some of them about the price (most of them are fine).

"mister, we only paid twalve pynd to get here and you want twanty faav euro". Trying to explain to them that the cost of living between both sides is like apples and Oranges, or to simplify it even further by using the analagy that the price of a pan of bread is different, is impossible. They are also extremely tight when it comes to parting with the dough up there. Tips is a four letter word.

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2020, 11:07:11 am »
What would happen if you drove Malcom ,Ian and Cameron from Dublin Airport to the wrong end of the Gervahey Road and they refused to pay you as they dont recognise the Euro .You call the RUC Garda and they say these Gentlemen are UK citizens and can expect to be charged in £ in their own country ,your meter is not set to formulate a legal tender fare in this country so go fuck off.What is the legals surrounding charging in euro in Great Britains Irish Colony .Is it actually legal ?

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2020, 11:18:10 am »
Your aren't a taxi driver in the UK so they could probably tell you to get stuffed and walk away.

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2020, 11:28:24 am »
What would happen if you drove Malcom ,Ian and Cameron from Dublin Airport to the wrong end of the Gervahey Road and they refused to pay you as they dont recognise the Euro .You call the RUC Garda and they say these Gentlemen are UK citizens and can expect to be charged in £ in their own country ,your meter is not set to formulate a legal tender fare in this country so go fuck off.What is the legals surrounding charging in euro in Great Britains Irish Colony .Is it actually legal ?
You can indeed get the psni and they will (maybe not them all) back you. It's probably the same as ber- the biggest problem would be getting them out to you in the first place. The safest way around these situations is just agree a price and get the money up front before you touch the pedal. I never go north, or indeed many long trips this side of the border without cash up front.
A fellow driver (let's call him Mick) once took a guy to Belfast a few years ago. The craic was great all the way. When they got closer to yer mans place, the Mick noticed the red white and blue kerb stones. They pulled up a terraced house in a dead end street. Big Ian asked him to wait till he got the money. Mick was looking in the door and could see your man coming with, not the money, but three of his mates carrying "implements". Thank god Mick had the presence of mind to go down, do a u turn and floor it. Got out safely but empty handed. Still, the airgead would have been a secondary issue relative to what could have happened.
Always money up front. Never mind the meter. If they have a problem with that, then you could have a problem with them.

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2020, 11:34:44 am »
BELFAST is more than 30k limit...after that it's on you
Dis an Dat

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Re: fuckin eejit
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2020, 11:39:07 am »
I know not all shops in Norn Eireann  will accept the Euro as its not legal tender up there its foreign currency .So is a fare in Euro actually recoverable by law ? After Brexit will we be allowed WORK north of the line or will we need to register our business like other couriers who move boxes not people .You have to wonder why this is a story in the first place is somebody trying to imply ripoff Republic God Save the Queen comparisons.

 


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