Useful contact numbers added to Members area...
yid wanna see the one I typed up to prank this aulfla I know. I even photographed him pickin someone up and included it with the letter. it was priceless. I scanned one of those inked stamp things that they use and made an envelope with his address. I legged it up to his gaff at 5am and stuck it in the letterbox but he was too wide to it. the cunt never sleeps. I even used the quare wan's car so i would'nt be copped by him pulling up. I did'nt factor in that he was on the old aulwan's pension so he wouldn't have been getting it anyway.
I hate wen yur in buying a car wash and you come out with your ticket and sum cunt has blocked the car wash and is in after ya to get a ticket for the car wash and comes out wit a smirk on his face like hes getting ahead in life for the first time in his meaningless existence and he creams himself gettin inta his car ...hes finally got in front after all those years of bein a fukin failure an gettin beatins black an blue at school and the wife took off wit his gaff and ran off with his best mate cause he cudnt get it up even wen he was sober and ate tons of shellfish and imagined she was carol vorderman before she had plastic surgery .... gicknaa prick
Yeah...be bigger pricks...ffs!