Lockdown Lotto

[Shallowhal]

It's like the Walking Dead down there Lizzzy.....even reporters are afraid to enter.

[Octavia1]

What about Limerick, how are they doing?

Does anyone care ?

[Octavia1]

https://www.rte.ie/news/coronavirus/summary/

[john m]

Occi the war is lost the young dont give a flying fuck its a conspiricy .They will take the free coin but wont wear a mask or observe any lockdown Two people close to me today went camping in Kildare and brought a child to a petting farm in North Kildare .They think its all bollox .One idiot telling me its a conspiracy to crash the world financial system .I say What system and who owns the system .You have a mortgage and a car loan whos money was it that you borrowed to get that stuff all you know is the name of the lender but you have no idea whos actual money it is .

[silverbullet]

I wouldn't worry too much if I were you. The lockdown counties are only on the way to somewhere interesting.

Government advice will be along the lines of  "You are now entering Kildare/Laois/Offaly, please keep your windows closed and do NOT stop for any reason".

That should flatten the curve (And possibly a pedestrian or two).

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

Nurses are far nicer to deal with than doctors, doctors have zero compassion and think they are some sort of gods, stuck up twats. a friend of mine was told by a doctor he had a year to live with no family with him or anything. I know doctors see people dying every day and are desensitized to it but so do nurses. A friend of mine was a nurse, she said they had to stop junior doctors making mistakes if they saw it, of course the stuck up doctors were furious that a nurse would do so. the same woman quit for a better paid job, she wanted to be a doctor and would have been well able for it but her family didn't have the money for it.

I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.

I agree with that. I think all male GPs should be liquidated and female GPs should be sent to a gulag.

[taxi1990]

I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.

Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.
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The biological mother or the one who brought her up? my last one was adopted.

[taxi1990]

I went out wit a student nurse yers ago .....beutiful she was ....but mad as a brush .....loved doin it outdoors in risky places ....on the edge of cliffs  and in the toilet on the Express train wit her head out the window and  anywhere ya cud get caut ...
Mad fuk complete phycho ....I caut every std known to man off the cnut ......except crabs .....they probably left for ther own safety .....
Never talked to a nurse again after

She sounds a bit too mad, I don't want someone who is a complete goody two shoes, but mad women(98% of them) scare me so the nurse wouldnt be for me.

[Theoneandonly]

I have always said  nurse would make a great wife, the proper ones have a great nature about them.

Yeah but if you're looking for a wife see what the mother is like, that's a good indication how the daughter will turn out.
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I've 2 at home (wife and daughter) one is a CNM2 (Old name Matron) zero sympathy for man flu, even after I've called the coroner

[dalymount]

When the matrons were running the show,you could eat your dinner off the floor.no bullshit with those girls

[Shallowhal]

Ooooh Matron!!

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

Ooooh Matron!!

you beat me to it.

Carry On Doctor - Matron & Dr Tinkle (Kenneth Williams & Hattie Jacques)

[Shallowhal]

The Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch is bleedin gas....well on an album......(fart)...eh nurse.....found it!!

https://youtu.be/Es7GGWbnHHQ

[Bob Shillin]

Pete 'n Dud, horse race, just for The Erm, he likes all things scatalogical and sexual.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY

[watty]

I'd say the whole country might have to back into lockdown once the schools reopen and the autumn weather returns.  People are idiots.  To misquote the movie, The Italian Job, they only had to wash their hands and wear a mask but no...  There's personal stories in today's Sunday Indo about people recovering from the virus and it'd freak you out.  People's brain are fukked and they have scar tissue on their lungs for the rest of their lives.  And they're the survivors!

There's a creche in Navan that has 2 cases.  They sent a staff member on a 'level 5' course on infection control, spent €10k on safety stuff, and had all the kids in bubbles and they still got the virus.  This virus is going away anytime soon.  Just look at the UK --> The 29 towns and cities on the UK's latest coronavirus local lockdown 'watch list'.  They've returned to 1,000 new cases/day again.