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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2020, 02:17:05 pm »
Need more than a mini skirt to spruce that up!!
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2020, 02:34:41 pm »
Iz that his ma or his misssus??
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2020, 02:36:28 pm »
Looks like the missus.....the welcome home is a bit embarrassing....but in true political style....neck like a jockey's!!
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2020, 02:45:28 pm »
It's like they won an All Ireland or something... gowan ya boyo...
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2020, 04:32:01 pm »
MORE FUCKING ,FUCKING NONSENCE ,,,School buses will start running next week without social distancing, despite the advice of the Covid-19 public health advisory body Nphet.

The Department of Education has confirmed that services will operate as originally envisaged - without distancing, but with a range of other public health measures in place.

However, it has committed to phasing in social distancing for second-level pupils on board buses, as required.
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2020, 04:37:02 pm »
What's wrong with that? Mrs. Catcher is supposed to be back to school next week sometime to prepare for the return of the little darlings.
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2020, 04:38:52 pm »
Bit of a comedown from the supermodelling and hairdressing!!
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2020, 04:39:55 pm »
Idling since March, same as myself only on full wages ... looking forward to a break.
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2020, 04:42:51 pm »
Dear Parent

               Please be advised your septic dizeeze ridden kids can travel on the bus with no social distancing but we here at Dig Dommo National School will knock the bollox out of your little scrotes if they dont stay 2 meters apart in the classroom like what we are tellen dem to do .

Regards .

Ultan Mac Anonnonoonnah Principle .
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2020, 04:45:58 pm »
They should wash their hands and probably wear masks on the busses. Of course, it would make sense to ban any kids that live within 2.7 kilos of the school (as the robin flies) from busses.
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2020, 04:51:55 pm »
So no extra taxi work transporting spotty teenage oiks to school .
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2020, 04:58:07 pm »
The motor trade is having a hard enough time without us hampering sales of Chelsea tractors.
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2020, 05:18:09 pm »
From an opinion piece by Simon Carswell in today's Irish Times:
- You can attend a wedding with strangers but not have seven friends over for a garden party
- You can send your children to school on a bus but are advised not to take a bus yourself
- You can watch a football match in a pub that serves food but not watch a game on the sidelines
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2020, 05:24:27 pm »
I can't see dinner parties or barbecues being cancelled. Folk are used to them now.
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Re: 190 new cases, Ro = 26, 4th highest rate in EU
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2020, 06:21:00 pm »
It's all a loada bollocks.
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