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Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2020, 07:08:30 pm »
Who's Sally and where's her bridge?

If it's on a beach I'd stay away... after all that rain there'll be all sorts of farm waste and suchlike in the water.

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2020, 07:24:47 pm »
Right at the Headline and left after the Mosque... got it!
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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2020, 08:27:07 pm »
It takes them the guts of a week to publish results of samples... I was swimming in the ocean on the Wild Atlantic Way myself last weekend.

No wonder them whales are dead.
There isn't room for the two species. 8)

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2020, 08:29:49 pm »
It takes them the guts of a week to publish results of samples... I was swimming in the ocean on the Wild Atlantic Way myself last weekend.

No wonder them whales are dead.
There isn't room for the two species. 8)
https://news.sky.com/story/whales-die-after-washing-up-on-beach-in-largest-live-stranding-in-irelands-history-12052589
Word gets around fast.

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2020, 11:53:14 pm »
Very sad
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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2020, 07:52:25 am »
 it was a  new moon super moon caused it ...there was a beaching in Scotland same day ....wen the moon and sun are aligned on a perigee and ther combined gravitational pull causes high tides and distorts  / interferes with the earths magnetic fields and infra Sonics causing whales to basically become deaf and blind and incapable of navigating .....some believe the high tides traps them but I tink it's a load gick cause if yu put them back in the water they usually beach themselves again ......
Poor cnuts .....
I was to go  bass fishin that day as it wud o bein mighty fishin but it was pissing rain and the kids wernt int to it .... ::sleep  ::sleep
« Last Edit: August 21, 2020, 08:05:35 am by Octavia1 »
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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2020, 10:37:19 am »
it was a  new moon super moon caused it ...there was a beaching in Scotland same day ....wen the moon and sun are aligned on a perigee and ther combined gravitational pull causes high tides and distorts  / interferes with the earths magnetic fields and infra Sonics causing whales to basically become deaf and blind and incapable of navigating .....some believe the high tides traps them but I tink it's a load gick cause if yu put them back in the water they usually beach themselves again ......
Poor cnuts .....
I was to go  bass fishin that day as it wud o bein mighty fishin but it was pissing rain and the kids wernt int to it .... ::sleep  ::sleep

Did you know they're an optical illusion? The moon is always the same size in the sky, it seems it is a matter of perspective although scientists cannot explain exactly why it appears bigger sometimes, try to take a picture of a "big moon" it'll turn out exactly the same as when it's a little moon

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2020, 11:10:28 am »
it was a  new moon super moon caused it ...there was a beaching in Scotland same day ....wen the moon and sun are aligned on a perigee and ther combined gravitational pull causes high tides and distorts  / interferes with the earths magnetic fields and infra Sonics causing whales to basically become deaf and blind and incapable of navigating .....some believe the high tides traps them but I tink it's a load gick cause if yu put them back in the water they usually beach themselves again ......
Poor cnuts .....
I was to go  bass fishin that day as it wud o bein mighty fishin but it was pissing rain and the kids wernt int to it .... ::sleep  ::sleep

Did you know they're an optical illusion? The moon is always the same size in the sky, it seems it is a matter of perspective although scientists cannot explain exactly why it appears bigger sometimes, try to take a picture of a "big moon" it'll turn out exactly the same as when it's a little moon


I tried to explain that to a friend of mine one night when fishing on a beach in wexford, i gave up after a while as he thought i was winding him up.
Mr. T-bag to you

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2020, 11:30:25 am »
 i gave up after a while as he thought i was winding him up.

In fairness Tony!!

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2020, 11:52:36 am »
i gave up after a while as he thought i was winding him up.

In fairness Tony!!

Yeah suppose
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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2020, 12:31:47 pm »
it was a  new moon super moon caused it ...there was a beaching in Scotland same day ....wen the moon and sun are aligned on a perigee and ther combined gravitational pull causes high tides and distorts  / interferes with the earths magnetic fields and infra Sonics causing whales to basically become deaf and blind and incapable of navigating .....some believe the high tides traps them but I tink it's a load gick cause if yu put them back in the water they usually beach themselves again ......
Poor cnuts .....
I was to go  bass fishin that day as it wud o bein mighty fishin but it was pissing rain and the kids wernt int to it .... ::sleep  ::sleep

Did you know they're an optical illusion? The moon is always the same size in the sky, it seems it is a matter of perspective although scientists cannot explain exactly why it appears bigger sometimes, try to take a picture of a "big moon" it'll turn out exactly the same as when it's a little moon


I tried to explain that to a friend of mine one night when fishing on a beach in wexford, i gave up after a while as he thought i was winding him up.

Shud told him it's a bit like wen yur on top or shes on top .....
The higher up boobs look smaller ......
That's also impossibly to explain but it's TRUE  ???
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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2020, 12:36:43 pm »
Shud told him it's a bit like wen yur on top or shes on top .....
The higher up boobs look smaller ......
That's also impossibly to explain but it's TRUE  ???

Funny that....cos i always feel harder when i find myself in that position!!

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2020, 12:43:28 pm »
Right at the Headline and left after the Mosque... got it!

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2020, 12:44:31 pm »
it was a  new moon super moon caused it ...there was a beaching in Scotland same day ....wen the moon and sun are aligned on a perigee and ther combined gravitational pull causes high tides and distorts  / interferes with the earths magnetic fields and infra Sonics causing whales to basically become deaf and blind and incapable of navigating .....some believe the high tides traps them but I tink it's a load gick cause if yu put them back in the water they usually beach themselves again ......
Poor cnuts .....
I was to go  bass fishin that day as it wud o bein mighty fishin but it was pissing rain and the kids wernt int to it .... ::sleep  ::sleep

I take the girlfriend out every blue moon
She loves it

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Re: Careful Now
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2020, 01:47:19 pm »
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