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Big Philll Big bad Phil
« on: August 23, 2020, 10:35:32 pm »
Call it will Phil be gone by noon Wednesday ?

He has a neck like a Turkey on Viagra cant see him going they will have to sack him the EU sort of need him .So they will circle the wagons .Dont be surprised if the EU sacrifice the Irish Government for the good of a Brexit deal .Not the First time the EU shit on us .
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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2020, 11:14:06 pm »
Call it will Phil be gone by noon Wednesday ?

He has a neck like a Turkey on Viagra cant see him going they will have to sack him the EU sort of need him .So they will circle the wagons .Dont be surprised if the EU sacrifice the Irish Government for the good of a Brexit deal .Not the First time the EU shit on us .
The Irish government will probably sacrifice themselves. A type of Hari Kari if you will.

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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2020, 11:34:08 pm »
Was stopped by a Garda in Kildare for using his phone while driving.....no penalty points issued,let off with a caution.

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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2020, 11:38:12 pm »
Was stopped by a Garda in Kildare for using his phone while driving.....no penalty points issued,let off with a caution.
Is that allowable? I thought it was automatic points or summat. So not only has he insulted the victims of covid by doing the Galway shuffle, now he owes an apology to the victims of road tragedies. Baldy Bastard.

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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2020, 04:39:47 am »
Gone by the weekend.

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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2020, 05:11:09 am »
Leo and Mick have Fuckall say if he goes or if he stays .

Phil Hogan’s fate as European Commissioner hangs in the balance as the President of the Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, awaits his “full report” on the controversial Oireachtas Golf Society dinner and his possible violation of Covid restrictions.

Mr Hogan was one of more than 80 people, including a number of senior politicians and a member of the judiciary, who attend the dinner in Clifden, Co Galway last Wedneday, in apparent contravention of Covid-19 restrictions.

Yesterday Mr Hogan’s spokesman confirmed he went from Kilkenny to the K-Club on his way to Clifden last week to collect personal belongings and “essential” work papers.

In a statement, Mr Hogan’s spokesman said the commissioner was stopped by a garda for using his mobile phone while driving while he was in Kildare en route to Clifden. “He stopped briefly at his apartment [in the K-Club in Kildare] to collect personal belongings and essential documents relating to the EU-US trade negotiations, which continued while the Commissioner was in Galway.”

Mr Hogan’s spokesman said he was cautioned and he did not receive penalty points.

The Government will await Ms von der Leyen’s judgment when she receives the trade commissioner’s report, according to high ranking sources.


((((Taoiseach Micheál Martin has not spoken to Ms von der Leyen about Mr Hogan’s future, indicating that if she is satisfied with the former Fine Gael minister’s explanations, the Government will not seek his removal as commissioner.)))))))

Ms von der Leyen, who is said by her spokesman to be “following the situation closely”, has requested a detailed report from Mr Hogan about his attendance at the dinner and travel in Ireland prior to the event.

Decision
Officials in Dublin and Brussels said she is expected to make a decision about Mr Hogan’s future after considering HIS ACCOUNT  Government sources stressed that Dublin has no legal authority over Mr Hogan, who is solely accountable to the European Commission.


On Saturday evening, following CONSULTATIONS  with the GREEN PARTY LEADER , Eamon Ryan, the Taoiseach and Tánaiste Leo Varadkar called for Mr Hogan to “consider his position” .

Mr Varadkar sounded a less uncompromising note on Sunday when he said Mr Hogan’s second – and more contrite – apology “definitely helps”.

However, Mr Varadkar said he needed to provide further explanations, especially about whether he may have broken the terms of the local lockdown in Co Kildare, where he has a residence at the K-Club golf resort.

“He needs to answer any questions that people have,” Mr Varadkar said. “That’s not just in relation to the dinner, it’s also any questions that might arise from his movements within the country and his movements in and out of Co Kildare.”

If Mr Hogan is unable to do this, “then he needs to consider his position”.

Meanwhile, gardaí have been in contact with staff at the Station House Hotel in Clifden, where the Oireachtas Golf Society function was held.

The Garda investigation into the gathering is focused on how the event was organised. Under current Covid-19 regulations, organising a large event is not permitted. The ban or organising an event is a penal provision meaning any proven breach is a criminal offence, though attending an event is not prohibited by law.

There is also growing speculation in Government about the future of Supreme Court judge Séamus Woulfe, who also attended the event. He is expected to meet the Chief Justice Frank Clarke to discuss the matter.


https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/hogan-s-fate-hangs-in-balance-as-ec-chief-awaits-full-report-1.4337076

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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2020, 02:30:27 pm »
Expel him from FG/EPP and let him go back to teaching and pig farming.

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2020, 02:42:48 pm »
Seems like a bit of an own goal for Ireland, losing an EU trade commissioner at such an important time and replacing him with a last in the Q newbie.
Can we not just put him in the stakes for an afternoon and throw rotten tomatoes at him?
The golf thing seems like a misdemeanour where the Donnie Cassidy should take most of the blame and I'd blame the guard for not giving him penalty points for the phone use

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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2020, 10:15:41 pm »
Seems like a bit of an own goal for Ireland, losing an EU trade commissioner at such an important time and replacing him with a last in the Q newbie.
Can we not just put him in the stakes for an afternoon and throw rotten tomatoes at him?
The golf thing seems like a misdemeanour where the Donnie Cassidy should take most of the blame and I'd blame the guard for not giving him penalty points for the phone use
The guard might have just been a greenhorn fresh outta Templemore.
I wouldn't necessarily call for his head on a plate. This went to Drew Harris, so I'd say he's been through the ringer with his own superiors and to them micro- analyzing every second of the encounter.
It would maybe be a tad intimidating for him (or even a more experienced cop) being faced by a big gruff European commissioner giving him all sorts of bad manners. Probably told him it would be in the best interests of his career if he fucked off and look for some real criminals.

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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2020, 04:25:56 am »
Seems like a bit of an own goal for Ireland, losing an EU trade commissioner at such an important time and replacing him with a last in the Q newbie.
Can we not just put him in the stakes for an afternoon and throw rotten tomatoes at him?
The golf thing seems like a misdemeanour where the Donnie Cassidy should take most of the blame and I'd blame the guard for not giving him penalty points for the phone use
Stocks you mean Roy, not Stakes.

I agree it would be a loss fer Eire to lose an EU commissioner but in today's snowflake age most likely he will go.
I suppose if he had come clean with yer wan Cruella de Vil first day it might have helped instead of her looking fer further clarification which basically means that he held back and tried to wriggle out of what actually happened.

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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2020, 06:34:26 am »
Seems like a bit of an own goal for Ireland, losing an EU trade commissioner at such an important time and replacing him with a last in the Q newbie.
Can we not just put him in the stakes for an afternoon and throw rotten tomatoes at him?
The golf thing seems like a misdemeanour where the Donnie Cassidy should take most of the blame and I'd blame the guard for not giving him penalty points for the phone use
Stocks you mean Roy, not Stakes.

I agree it would be a loss fer Eire to lose an EU commissioner but in today's snowflake age most likely he will go.
I suppose if he had come clean with yer wan Cruella de Vil first day it might have helped instead of her looking fer further clarification which basically means that he held back and tried to wriggle out of what actually happened.
Wouldn't be like a politician to try and wriggle out of something.

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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2020, 06:39:44 am »
Fuckint terrible carry on You can eat a 9 euro lunch but not a 3 course if your having Porter .A taxi driver can work in Kildare but a Politician Cant .This is a witch hunt by the Media to sell newspapers and get you to tune in to Radio Eireann on the Wireless .What exactly did they do that was wrong LEGALLY its just a Dangerous game of Killing my leader .

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Re: Big Philll Big bad Phil
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2020, 08:36:45 am »
Fuckint terrible carry on You can eat a 9 euro lunch but not a 3 course if your having Porter .A taxi driver can work in Kildare but a Politician Cant .This is a witch hunt by the Media to sell newspapers and get you to tune in to Radio Eireann on the Wireless .What exactly did they do that was wrong LEGALLY its just a Dangerous game of Killing my leader .
Jaysus Phillo forgot to mention that he was back in Kildare again after the glof . Shocking. Van der Valk must surely cull him now. Surely.

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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2020, 09:31:39 am »
Big Phil: Jasus any of yee know where the quare one is ?

Office minion :Goot morger Heir Phil der damen is inter ther Office .

Big Phil :Grand tell her the Big lad wants a word .

Office Minnion :Ah yes Heir Phil 

 Knock Knock   Entre .

 Von ;Ah her Phil how as the Golf did you get your hole .

Big Phil :Da ya mean did I get a hole in 1?

Von :Ah whatever Big Philip I hear you are in trouble in Galway yes?

Big Phil :Ah Jasus No its just a little local difficulty .Fucking shower of political fundamentalists looking for heads and as I have a huge head they want me for the trophy cabinet .

Von:Ah yes Philip I see what you are saying so tell me what the shit is till I see if I can wipe you clean .

Big Phil :Know what von ya have a lovely way with words .

Von :ah dont Philip you know your sweet talk makes much redness in my face .

Big Phil :Right then here is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth after I leave out a few bits but I swear to Jesus and his holy mother this is what occured .(Scene low drone of oilen pipes and tin whistle music in background )Twas like this Von I returned home to the home place after being away in Europe working just like me forefathers longed to return from London or New York in past times I felt the pull of the old sod calling me so I packed up the Golf Clubs  and a few bits of paper and returned to Ireland .Sure a few of the lads were glad to see me back so invited me out for a feed of spuds greasy bacon a bit of cabbage and turnips and probably a glass of Chardonet from France .

Von :Ah Mr Philip that sounds like a good European meal well done you .But then your balls what happened with your balls ?

Big Phil :Jasus I was great with the balls came back in 76 off a handicap of 4 won the long drive prize a lovely George Foreman cooker for the Flat in Kildare .

Von :An now Mr Philip you see kildare is a fever pit and is all how you say Chained up no movement .

Big Phil :Ah Jasus no Von Kildare has a small we bit of the fever in the beef sector if I was Agricultural minister we would of sorted that out .Id say Larry Goodman and the boys are fucking furious that their business is being messed about by the likes of that Calleary Fella sure he shouldnt be a Minister at all he  wasent originally but came off the subs bench when another lad was sent off .

Von :So what is this telephone and dinner thing and dont be telling whoppers like things Im your friend need to help you.

Big Phil :Right then here is the story .I went back home to see the doctor so that was essential so no limit on movements applied I went to pick up some papers you sent me on my secure internet in me gaff in Kildare so that was traveling for work so no travel limits apply .Now I was driving down the country for that Feed and to hit a few balls and the Phone rang I was expecting a call from our inside man in Downing Street so I didnt want to miss the call and lifted the Phome to say Jasus How the Hell areya when a young buck of a Gard trying to climb the greasy pole to promotion pulled me over .Now I cant say if he had the upmost respect for me and all I have done for Ireland sorry I mean Europe but he left me off .

Von :left you off ;

Big Phil :Gave me a bit of a break by not giving me pennelty Points on the oul driving licence :

Von:Mr Philip this is all how you say in Ireland Bolloxology .What happened that was no good ?

Big phil :The Young buck squealed that he gave me a thug to the Northren ex RUC lad running the Gards who dosent understand standing Protocol and he  Grassed me out to Big Mickie From Cork :

Von :so what is the problem had Dr Leo the number Two teaoseach and Mr Martin the Other Taoiseach angry in the papers and on Radio Eireann.?

Big Phil ;I dont know .When a man cant go to his doctor and his work get a bit of food to sustain himself and take a bit of exercise as you know a game of golf is a good healthy walk .Then sure Democracy is breaking down .I did nothing wrong sure Yer Man Donny T across the Atlantic plays Golf every week eats heaps of Bunburgers takes medicals that say he is the healthyest man alive and you never hear anybody ever complaining about him now do ya .

Von : Ah Mr Philip I see what you say You were only acting like an International statesman Carry on so with your important work nothing to see here .


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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2020, 10:11:43 am »
Big Phil: Jasus any of yee know where the quare one is ?

Office minion :Goot morger Heir Phil der damen is inter ther Office .

Big Phil :Grand tell her the Big lad wants a word .

Office Minnion :Ah yes Heir Phil 

 Knock Knock   Entre .

 Von ;Ah her Phil how as the Golf did you get your hole .

Big Phil :Da ya mean did I get a hole in 1?

Von :Ah whatever Big Philip I hear you are in trouble in Galway yes?

Big Phil :Ah Jasus No its just a little local difficulty .Fucking shower of political fundamentalists looking for heads and as I have a huge head they want me for the trophy cabinet .

Von:Ah yes Philip I see what you are saying so tell me what the shit is till I see if I can wipe you clean .

Big Phil :Know what von ya have a lovely way with words .

Von :ah dont Philip you know your sweet talk makes much redness in my face .

Big Phil :Right then here is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth after I leave out a few bits but I swear to Jesus and his holy mother this is what occured .(Scene low drone of oilen pipes and tin whistle music in background )Twas like this Von I returned home to the home place after being away in Europe working just like me forefathers longed to return from London or New York in past times I felt the pull of the old sod calling me so I packed up the Golf Clubs  and a few bits of paper and returned to Ireland .Sure a few of the lads were glad to see me back so invited me out for a feed of spuds greasy bacon a bit of cabbage and turnips and probably a glass of Chardonet from France .

Von :Ah Mr Philip that sounds like a good European meal well done you .But then your balls what happened with your balls ?

Big Phil :Jasus I was great with the balls came back in 76 off a handicap of 4 won the long drive prize a lovely George Foreman cooker for the Flat in Kildare .

Von :An now Mr Philip you see kildare is a fever pit and is all how you say Chained up no movement .

Big Phil :Ah Jasus no Von Kildare has a small we bit of the fever in the beef sector if I was Agricultural minister we would of sorted that out .Id say Larry Goodman and the boys are fucking furious that their business is being messed about by the likes of that Calleary Fella sure he shouldnt be a Minister at all he  wasent originally but came off the subs bench when another lad was sent off .

Von :So what is this telephone and dinner thing and dont be telling whoppers like things Im your friend need to help you.

Big Phil :Right then here is the story .I went back home to see the doctor so that was essential so no limit on movements applied I went to pick up some papers you sent me on my secure internet in me gaff in Kildare so that was traveling for work so no travel limits apply .Now I was driving down the country for that Feed and to hit a few balls and the Phone rang I was expecting a call from our inside man in Downing Street so I didnt want to miss the call and lifted the Phome to say Jasus How the Hell areya when a young buck of a Gard trying to climb the greasy pole to promotion pulled me over .Now I cant say if he had the upmost respect for me and all I have done for Ireland sorry I mean Europe but he left me off .

Von :left you off ;

Big Phil :Gave me a bit of a break by not giving me pennelty Points on the oul driving licence :

Von:Mr Philip this is all how you say in Ireland Bolloxology .What happened that was no good ?

Big phil :The Young buck squealed that he gave me a thug to the Northren ex RUC lad running the Gards who dosent understand standing Protocol and he  Grassed me out to Big Mickie From Cork :

Von :so what is the problem had Dr Leo the number Two teaoseach and Mr Martin the Other Taoiseach angry in the papers and on Radio Eireann.?

Big Phil ;I dont know .When a man cant go to his doctor and his work get a bit of food to sustain himself and take a bit of exercise as you know a game of golf is a good healthy walk .Then sure Democracy is breaking down .I did nothing wrong sure Yer Man Donny T across the Atlantic plays Golf every week eats heaps of Bunburgers takes medicals that say he is the healthyest man alive and you never hear anybody ever complaining about him now do ya .

Von : Ah Mr Philip I see what you say You were only acting like an International statesman Carry on so with your important work nothing to see here .
Big Phil: jaysus Ursula you're some girsha. I always had a wee eye for you ( thinks: japs eye).
Bend over there and I'll take yer temperature.

Ursula: ohhh big Phil you are indeed ze big man they say you are.

Philly: get up there ya girl ya.

Ursula: ouch. Be gentle Phillip.

Phil: I'll take you to Kildare and back me oul secoshia.

Ursula: hugghy up. I have a little get togezer with Ming and zat fellow with the pink T shirt and white perm. Appaghently ve vill be having a tag team sessyon, vottevah zat is.

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