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dalymount

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The definition of stupidity
« on: September 21, 2020, 10:04:45 am »
I play snooker every monday,and wednesday night,and I rang the place that I play in this morning to make sure its going to be open to us tonight.the girl made enquiries for me from her supervisor,and came back and said its only open if you play on your own . Im not joking

Offline Bubba Ho-Tep

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2020, 10:06:43 am »
Sure there`s only one person playing at any given moment.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2020, 10:27:43 am »
Sole Trader.I remember Big Dommos Brothers little brother getting caught pulling his pole by his oulone .She marched him around to the Chapel beside the Gaffs beside the Flats and told the Priest he was abusing himself .Priest told him that none of that juice should be wasted it was a gift between men and women to create babies and should only be shared after marrage in a loving relationship .Little Dommo says to the Priest ."I know that Father I was only checking that everything was working before I entered a loving relationship as Knobbing me doxy and firing blanks would be a sin as the Church says the only reason to have sex is to have children .Bit like test driving a car before you buy it .

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2020, 11:06:55 am »
Do you remember when cunts living in irrational fear and wearing gloves and masks and talkin non stop bollocks about germs and bacteria was regarded as a mental illness.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2020, 11:37:22 am »
I used to work in Mackers when I was a kid and on my induction day they sat me down in front of a telly watching videos of people constantly washing their hands.Even now I still do it a lot.I've no OCD or anything but I never get sick.Maybe if we all watched the brainwashing videos there would be no pandemic bollix or need for a flu jab.

I've been in loads of different pubs and nobody was cleaning the doors.Everyone has to touch the doors to get into the jax.How many of yis are actually bothering to wipe down the car after every fare?In my opinion we have to let the virus rip as not enough people give a shit.

 I've noticed there's loads wearing the masks on the street...thats the next stage.
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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2020, 11:48:04 am »
You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops

Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667
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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2020, 11:59:22 am »
I know how he feels

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2020, 12:09:50 pm »
  IT'S ALL A LOADA BALLS

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2020, 12:15:44 pm »
We're all snookered .
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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2020, 12:21:27 pm »
We're all snookered .


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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2020, 12:22:49 pm »
I play snooker every monday,and wednesday night,and I rang the place that I play in this morning to make sure its going to be open to us tonight.the girl made enquiries for me from her supervisor,and came back and said its only open if you play on your own . Im not joking


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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2020, 01:44:04 pm »
Snooker Shaft - The Fast Show

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2020, 04:23:47 pm »
can you not play against yourself dalyer? the one breaking will be dalyer and your opponent will be dalymount.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2020, 08:10:46 pm »
can you not play against yourself dalyer? the one breaking will be dalyer and your opponent will be dalymount.
Or he could always play with himself
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2020, 08:13:17 pm »
Just keep the cue away from the brown!!

 


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